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Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« on: March 22, 2007, 09:08:49 AM »

http://www.sltrib.com/search/ci_5459078

LOL.  No wonder the world makes fun of us.
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2007, 09:14:48 AM »

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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2007, 09:33:40 AM »

How long has the Taliban been in charge out there?
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2007, 09:53:55 AM »

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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2007, 10:26:47 AM »

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If that doesn't make it past state censors, "burgundy" might be another option for Eurick's Mercedes. Or perhaps not. Burgundy might be doubly offensive, being both a wine region and an alcoholic beverage.

Triply.  They forgot: it's French.
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2007, 11:22:28 AM »

 Smiley That almost read like an article from The Onion.

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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2007, 11:26:31 AM »

http://www.sltrib.com/search/ci_5459078

LOL.  No wonder the world makes fun of us.

I gotta tell ya.  That is some of the dumbest *feces* I have ever heard of.
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2007, 11:40:34 AM »

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It took 10 years, but one miffed citizen finally figured out the word "merlot," emblazoned on the license plate of Glenn Eurick's car, means wine.

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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2007, 04:46:02 PM »

At least someone is thinking of the children.
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2007, 07:06:03 PM »

'he said the owner will be given the option of picking another region from France less well-known for its wine. The problem: Chianti has been famous for its red wine for nearly 300 years, but it's located in Italy.'

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I hope these guys had the mudflaps and stickers to go with these plates.
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2007, 07:08:26 AM »

'he said the owner will be given the option of picking another region from France less well-known for its wine. The problem: Chianti has been famous for its red wine for nearly 300 years, but it's located in Italy.'

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I hope these guys had the mudflaps and stickers to go with these plates.

An upgrade is probably in order anyway.  Merlot is so yesterday.

Maybe Shiraz.  It's a twofer.  Axis of Evils of Alcohol. 
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2007, 09:09:10 AM »

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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2007, 04:32:10 PM »

dude. sad.
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