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irony....... thy name is toad
« on: March 27, 2007, 07:30:52 AM »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/a...ap_on_sc/odd_monster_toad
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Re: irony....... thy name is toad
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2007, 07:38:09 AM »

There's an entire irony sub-genre there.  Kudzu, etc.
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2007, 09:04:57 AM »

Well, he had a hell of a run.

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Re: irony....... thy name is toad
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2007, 10:59:07 AM »

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Re: irony....... thy name is toad
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2007, 11:04:29 AM »

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I dunno why she swallowed that fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a spider....
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Re: irony....... thy name is toad
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2007, 01:47:45 PM »

Toads/Frogs are interesting to dissect.
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Re: irony....... thy name is toad
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2007, 06:07:00 PM »

Ahh yes the cane toad, fortunately they haven't made it down south yet.... "Whacking Day" is a foot...
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Re: irony....... thy name is toad
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2007, 06:08:41 PM »

Ahh yes the cane toad, fortunately they haven't made it down south yet.... "Whacking Day" is a foot...

Would you happen to know an approximate of the "average size" cane toad?
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2007, 06:11:24 PM »

The Cane Toad is very large, reaching an average length of 1015 centimetres (46 in), and much longer in some cases. "Prinsen", a specimen kept as a pet in Sweden, is listed by the Guinness Book of Records as the largest recorded specimen, which weighed 2.65 kilograms (5.84 lb) and measured 38 centimetres (15 in) from snout to vent, or 54 centimetres (21 in) when fully extended.[2] A preserved specimen in the museum of Queensland was 24.1 centimetres (9.4 in) long 16.5 centimetres (6.5 in) wide and weighed 1.36 kg (3 lb).[3] They have a life expectancy of 10 to 15 years in the wild, and as long as 20 years in captivity.

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Re: irony....... thy name is toad
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2007, 06:13:31 PM »

Wow!  Kewl facts. 
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2007, 06:20:01 PM »

Wow!  Kewl facts. 

LOL... don't thank me... thank Wikipedia...
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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2007, 06:20:46 PM »

Wow!  Kewl facts. 

LOL... don't thank me... thank Wikipedia...

lol!  Cheesy
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Re: irony....... thy name is toad
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2007, 06:24:36 PM »

Meh.  They ain't the lickin' kind.
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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2007, 06:37:02 PM »

Meh.  They ain't the lickin' kind.

LOL... wishicouldhit would know all about licking cane toads, that's their favourite past time up north where she lives...
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« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2007, 07:02:33 PM »

Meh.  They ain't the lickin' kind.

LOL... wishicouldhit would know all about licking cane toads, that's their favourite past time up north where she lives...
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