Uisce Beatha
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Had lunch with The Borg
« on: June 06, 2007, 12:20:52 PM » |
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Sat at the bar at Applebees. The dude next to me had a big azz Bluetooth earpiece in. Its little blue "look at me!!!" light was flashing the whole meal. Massive thing. Came down to the corner of his mouth. Took all I had not to LOL.  Sorry if I'm tagging some one here with this but, for the love of all that's precious and good people, please disconnect long enough for a basket of chicken strips will ya.  |
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Aske
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2007, 12:32:28 PM » |
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2007, 12:35:46 PM » |
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And no matter what you think, unless you're Jeri Ryan, you look like a douche with that *feces* on your face in the first place. By the way, your driving still sucks with your magic hands free set, hang up the phone and drive your *goshdarn* car already. Sheesh.
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2007, 12:36:04 PM » |
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They're everywhere here! That blue light is mesmerizing.  I was thinking of starting a website where people could upload pictures of people blabbing away on headsets annoying people on the commuter train or walking down the street, but then I stopped taking the train. The irony of me annoying people by taking their picture with my cameraphone would have warmed my cockles. |
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Aske
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2007, 12:39:24 PM » |
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And no matter what you think, unless you're Jeri Ryan, you look like a douche with that *feces* on your face in the first place. By the way, your driving still sucks with your magic hands free set, hang up the phone and drive your *goshdarn* car already. Sheesh.
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2007, 12:41:23 PM » |
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The irony of me annoying people by taking their picture with my cameraphone would have warmed my cockles.
i think i read somewhere the other day a law making that illegal |
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Seamus
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2007, 04:36:36 PM » |
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The irony of me annoying people by taking their picture with my cameraphone would have warmed my cockles. Warm'd your what?  |
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twoiron
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2007, 04:37:32 PM » |
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This guy??
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"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
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stroh
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2007, 04:55:44 PM » |
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And no matter what you think, unless you're Jeri Ryan, you look like a douche with that *feces* on your face in the first place. By the way, your driving still sucks with your magic hands free set, hang up the phone and drive your *goshdarn* car already. Sheesh.
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 I'm with smoothjazz. I'm as techie as they get, but for *fudge*ssake.........give it a rest. You look like an ass, and mark this date, I will go all Falling Down some day, on some know it all 23 y/o gash in an '04 Grand Am who can't keep it together on the road, for the *fudge*in' Razr stuck in her ear during my morning commute. I'd like my breakfast now. |
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dystopia
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2007, 04:56:18 PM » |
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The irony of me annoying people by taking their picture with my cameraphone would have warmed my cockles.
i think i read somewhere the other day a law making that illegal If you outlaw cockle-warming, only outlaws will have warm cockles.  |
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birdymaker
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2007, 06:37:30 PM » |
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i'm seriously hoping those things give you brain cancer. |
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Clive
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2007, 07:49:39 PM » |
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i'm seriously hoping those things give you brain cancer. The flaw in your plan is the requirement of a brain. |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2007, 07:53:09 PM » |
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I'm as techie as they get... How high is that on everyone's "things you thought you'd never read" list? |
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2007, 08:02:33 PM » |
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I'm as techie as they get... How high is that on everyone's "things you thought you'd never read" list? He put a video of his swing on the internet. He must have some knowledge. But then again even a blind squirrel.... |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2007, 08:03:55 PM » |
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I'm as techie as they get... How high is that on everyone's "things you thought you'd never read" list? He put a video of his swing on the internet. I think Gwog helped him.  |
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