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Had lunch with The Borg
« on: June 06, 2007, 12:20:52 PM »

Sat at the bar at Applebees.  The dude next to me had a big azz Bluetooth earpiece in.  Its little blue "look at me!!!" light was flashing the whole meal.  Massive thing. Came down to the corner of his mouth.

Took all I had not to LOL.   Grin

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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2007, 12:32:28 PM »



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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2007, 12:35:46 PM »

And no matter what you think, unless you're Jeri Ryan, you look like a douche with that *feces* on your face in the first place. By the way, your driving still sucks with your magic hands free set, hang up the phone and drive your *goshdarn* car already. Sheesh.

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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2007, 12:36:04 PM »

They're everywhere here!  That blue light is mesmerizing. Shocked

I was thinking of starting a website where people could upload pictures of people blabbing away on headsets annoying people on the commuter train or walking down the street, but then I stopped taking the train.

The irony of me annoying people by taking their picture with my cameraphone would have warmed my cockles.

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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2007, 12:39:24 PM »

And no matter what you think, unless you're Jeri Ryan, you look like a douche with that *feces* on your face in the first place. By the way, your driving still sucks with your magic hands free set, hang up the phone and drive your *goshdarn* car already. Sheesh.

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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2007, 12:41:23 PM »

The irony of me annoying people by taking their picture with my cameraphone would have warmed my cockles.

i think i read somewhere the other day a law making that illegal
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2007, 04:36:36 PM »

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The irony of me annoying people by taking their picture with my cameraphone would have warmed my cockles.
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2007, 04:37:32 PM »

This guy??


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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2007, 04:55:44 PM »

And no matter what you think, unless you're Jeri Ryan, you look like a douche with that *feces* on your face in the first place. By the way, your driving still sucks with your magic hands free set, hang up the phone and drive your *goshdarn* car already. Sheesh.

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I'm with smoothjazz.  I'm as techie as they get, but for *fudge*ssake.........give it a rest.  You look like an ass, and mark this date, I will go all Falling Down some day, on some know it all 23 y/o gash in an '04 Grand Am who can't keep it together on the road, for the *fudge*in' Razr stuck in her ear during my morning commute. 

I'd like my breakfast now.
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2007, 04:56:18 PM »

The irony of me annoying people by taking their picture with my cameraphone would have warmed my cockles.

i think i read somewhere the other day a law making that illegal



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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2007, 06:37:30 PM »

i'm seriously hoping those things give you brain cancer. Devil
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2007, 07:49:39 PM »

i'm seriously hoping those things give you brain cancer. Devil
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2007, 07:53:09 PM »

I'm as techie as they get...

How high is that on everyone's "things you thought you'd never read" list?
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Re: Had lunch with The Borg
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2007, 08:02:33 PM »

I'm as techie as they get...

How high is that on everyone's "things you thought you'd never read" list?
He put a video of his swing on the internet. He must have some knowledge. But then again even a blind squirrel....
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« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2007, 08:03:55 PM »

I'm as techie as they get...

How high is that on everyone's "things you thought you'd never read" list?
He put a video of his swing on the internet.

I think Gwog helped him.   Wink
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