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stroh
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Application To Demit.........
« on: July 28, 2007, 02:58:24 PM »

I feel I must resign my association to this board, effective immediately.

It is with great sadness, but I feel I have committed an act most egregious in the eyes of this body.

A most heinous offense.

My friends.........I have forsaken you.  I have let you down.


We were having a good day, kids playing, I was drinking beer.........Karen walks up and says "If we leave now, we can make the 5 o'clock Simpsons..........."  I said "Oh, man.  you're kidding?"   Huh? : Next is Maddie saying "Dad, You're supposed to come up here, so we can go."   Shocked

Let me back up.  For some reason, I have been sick for a while.  It really sucks.  I got some weird kind of *feces* going in the middle of July.  Who gets sick in July?  All I know is I don't feel right. 

AnyHoo..........They come out of the house and say  "We're goin' "

I said "Sorry, I'm just not up for it."


Here's the deal:  I don't feel great.........but I'm just not into going to see a movie at a movie theater.  I never do.  I feel it's a waste of time.  I hate it.  I don't wanna go.

They just left. 

I skipped going to see the Simpsons movie.   Sad

Biggest Simpsons fan evar!   Sad  'perntly not.   
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Re: Application To Demit.........
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2007, 03:14:37 PM »

If said theater does not serve beer, which would allow you to continue drinking (you know to cure that "sickness") then I believe you get a free pass. Don't Know
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2007, 03:21:13 PM »

Man I some how figgered you'd be the first in line come hell or high water.
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2007, 03:34:21 PM »

Man I some how figgered you'd be the first in line come hell or high water.

Werd.  Strange world.   Sad  werd.
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Re: Application To Demit.........
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2007, 03:42:24 PM »

I hear you about movie theaters.  I haven't been to one in several months and there's a bunch of movies out right now that I'd like to see (diehard, transformers, simpsons).

The wife and I were talking over lunch about going out to see a movie tonight, and in the past I would have been fired up, but I was kind of meh.  The only thing that got me sort of interested was going to see Once at an indie theater.
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Re: Application To Demit.........
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2007, 04:25:37 PM »

See my sig. Grin





BTW, I can't stay awake after the first fifteen minutes of any movie.
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Re: Application To Demit.........
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2007, 04:49:56 PM »

I feel I must resign my association to this board, effective immediately.

'Fraid I shouldn't have been let on here in the first place then.

Won't go see it at the cinema.  Won't see it when it comes to me.  Won't see it when it's on late night cable and I'm having an insomnia episode.

Stupid cartoon anyway.   Watching you
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2007, 05:26:55 PM »

 Cry
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2007, 05:34:46 PM »

Sacreligious..... Shocked
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2007, 05:36:46 PM »

You sir, are a wussie of the highest order.  Repent and be saved!

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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2007, 07:14:52 PM »

You sir, are a wussie of the highest order.

I know, I know, you can kick half my ass. Wink

Repent and be saved!

You saw my half-Mormon, half-Catholic post right?  I've had just about enough of that action.  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2007, 08:30:00 PM »

If that's the case then I should never have joined here.  You all know that I know basically zip about pop culture....
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2007, 08:38:06 PM »

You sir, are a wussie of the highest order.

I know, I know, you can kick half my ass. Wink

Repent and be saved!

You saw my half-Mormon, half-Catholic post right?  I've had just about enough of that action.  Lips Sealed



I was calling out Stroh, my fellow Irish midget.

I would have never said such a thing to you - I know its too late for you to repent.

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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2007, 08:46:53 PM »

Observe my persecution complex in action.   Sad

Short, fat, ugly, stupid, mean and I smell bad.  If it wasn't for my pretty eyes I'd off myself.
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Re: Application To Demit.........
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2007, 09:03:54 PM »

The last movie I saw in a movie theater was X2. No joke.
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