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By 35 stick a fork in you!
« on: October 10, 2007, 10:12:37 AM »



Woman seeks rich husband, banker says "crappy" deal
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NEW YORK (Reuters) - Deal or no deal? An online exchange between a woman looking for a husband who earns more than $500,000 a year and a mystery Wall Street banker, who assessed her potential for romance as a business deal, has cause quite an Internet stir.

The anonymous 25-year-old woman recently posted an ad on the free online New York community Web site Craigslist, http://newyork.craigslist.org/, appealing for advice on how to find a wealthy husband.

"I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all," the woman, who described herself as "spectacularly beautiful" and "superficial," wrote.

"I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. $250,000 won't get me to Central Park West," she said, asking questions like "where do rich single men hang out?"

The mystery banker, who said he fit the bill, offered the woman an analysis of her predicament, describing it as "plain and simple a crappy business deal."

"Your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity ... in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!" the banker wrote.

"So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset," he said. "Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!"

"It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease," he said.
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Re: By 35 stick a fork in you!
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2007, 10:18:38 AM »

"I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City"

LMAO  Drama Queen
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Re: By 35 stick a fork in you!
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2007, 10:22:24 AM »

You have to admit, he had a cool response.
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Re: By 35 stick a fork in you!
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2007, 10:44:01 AM »

He's a moron who clearly hasn't factored into his calculations the miracles that can be achieved through modern methods of reconstructive surgery.

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Re: By 35 stick a fork in you!
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2007, 10:51:40 AM »

She's a

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Re: By 35 stick a fork in you!
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2007, 12:24:30 PM »

I pwn3d a hot but superficial chick once.

Boy did it cost me.  The regrets continue to this day.  The luster of the story fades over the years while the memories of what might have been persist.
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2007, 02:31:41 PM »

I thought he had a great answer and really put her in her place.

Spectacularly beautiful superficial women are the pitts!!!!! Disgusted Disgusted Disgusted Disgusted...... Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2007, 02:38:35 PM »

I thought he had a great answer and really put her in her place.

Spectacularly beautiful superficial women are the pitts!!!!! Disgusted Disgusted Disgusted Disgusted...... Grin Grin Grin

Well, its a darn good thing you're not superficial then isn't it!  Cheesy

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« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2007, 01:44:27 PM »

Spectacularly beautiful superficial women are the pitts!!!!! Disgusted Disgusted Disgusted Disgusted...... Grin Grin Grin
Yes, but they're better than heinously ugly superficial women. Wink
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« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2007, 01:47:00 PM »

Spectacularly beautiful superficial women are the pitts!!!!! Disgusted Disgusted Disgusted Disgusted...... Grin Grin Grin
Yes, but they're better than heinously ugly superficial women. Wink

So fisherking, do you know many of those women!!!!!! Grin Grin
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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2007, 02:40:11 PM »

.. NSFW 
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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2007, 02:57:34 PM »

I guess that would be slightly NSFW.
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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2007, 02:58:09 PM »

oops  Shocked Disgusted Cry
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