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« on: October 15, 2007, 08:22:42 PM »

mother*fudge*er, godDAMNIT!!!!!

I through a load in the dryer this morning, and just pulled it out.

Apparently, I had a pen in one of my pants pockets, so now a BRAND new pair of jeans and some other crapola has ink ALL over it, as well as the drum inside the dryer.
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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2007, 08:27:15 PM »

 Sad    Cussing   Chair 

I hate that.  When we first got our new ones, Karen had some mattress cover thing in the dryer that had a plastic backing.  Melted the *feces* out of it all over the drum.  Disgusted



On the plus side, you could sell the clothes to Ragstock, or Plato's Closet.

Kids are idiots, and pay big money for clothing that is ruined.
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2007, 08:28:49 PM »

Nothin wrong with a little ink
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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2007, 08:31:08 PM »

Who would throw her into a dryer with a sharpie?
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2007, 08:34:46 PM »

I recommend suing Sears, and Maytag.  Gig 'em for about 85k, for medical expenses, obvious emotional distress, and a new pen.

You got no shot on accidentally watching some pr0n.
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2007, 08:36:48 PM »

Nothin wrong with a little ink


Thanks, that gave me a grin. Karma comin' in..

I love a chick with a little ink, but  facial tattoos are a bit much unless you're doin' 3 to 5 and hangin' with the Norteno's.

I'm also glad to see the decline of that tribal *feces*...
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2007, 08:39:05 PM »

Um, isn't that why you should check your pockets before you throw the article of clothing in the wash?
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2007, 08:40:35 PM »

EAGLE, I'm a MAN, baby!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2007, 08:42:17 PM »

EAGLE, I'm a MAN, baby!!!!!

Exactly.  If the women would make a point of it, things like would not happen.  Not unlike my wallet going through once or twice a week.

I tried pointing it out a time or two.


We no longer speak of it.  I just get a clean wallet.
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2007, 08:42:19 PM »

Yeah, that's why I was wondering why you were doing laundry at all.
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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2007, 08:43:52 PM »

How 'bout just checking the pockets at the end of the day?

Or maybe only keep things in your pockets that you will need the next day also so you will remember to get them?

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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2007, 08:46:53 PM »

I always do laundry.

I do guy laundry: Everything in, cold water, graphics Tshirts inside out, medium duty, throw it all in the dryer when done, except for golf shirts which go straight on a hanger.

The pen was in one of the pairs of Carhartts, the ones with about 14 pockets on 'em. I just missed it.
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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2007, 08:47:38 PM »

How 'bout just checking the pockets at the end of the day?

Or maybe only keep things in your pockets that you will need the next day also so you will remember to get them?


You just don't understand.
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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2007, 08:48:34 PM »

LOL @ the devolution of this thread
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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2007, 08:54:51 PM »

I always do laundry.

I do guy laundry: Everything in, cold water, graphics Tshirts inside out, medium duty, throw it all in the dryer when done, except for golf shirts which go straight on a hanger.

The pen was in one of the pairs of Carhartts, the ones with about 14 pockets on 'em. I just missed it.

I'm impressed - you bother to turn shirts inside out. Cheesy

Oh, and everything in cold water is better than everything in hot.
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