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Embarassing Story #4657
« on: October 25, 2007, 03:54:48 PM »

We're having a little chili cook-off at work tomorrow.  I make a pretty good chili, so I'm getting it started tonight to finish off tomorrow.  I usually add the sliced jalopenos at the end so they don't lose their flavor/heat - but when making this for the masses, I added them in just now to cook down a bit.  I rinse my hands off, but my thoroughness comes into question momentarily.

Was getting ready to go out tonight - some friends are doing their acoustic gig at a local bar and I'm meeting some of the fellas there.  Went to the restroom, came out to get dressed, was just putting on my shoes... and my d**k starts to burn  Shocked.  The freaking jalopeno must have still been on my hands when I used the facilities, and now little ricky is having a tough go of it.  I hope it stops soon, its darn uncomfortable  Red Face Anonymous

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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2007, 03:57:38 PM »

LOL, I've done that.
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2007, 04:05:57 PM »

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"When I used the facilities"
Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays...Ok.
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and my d**k starts to burn
Laugh at you
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2007, 04:13:32 PM »

You got some chili pepper on your chili pepper. LOL
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2007, 05:57:29 PM »

blow on it.
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2007, 07:55:47 PM »

You know what they say.... anymore than two shakes is a wank! Wink
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2007, 10:03:06 PM »

dip it in some milk
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2007, 10:22:05 PM »

Alright - you fuggers are no help at all!  Wink

Just got home and the burning subsided after a half hour or so.

We had a great time tonight regardless of my 'incident' - I swear, if we had a camera we would have had 60 minutes of prime programming from our comments and such tonight.  My face hurts from laughing! (and not just at me, ya bastages).


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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2007, 10:29:37 PM »

ps, i guess this is one time i'm actually glad to hear of someone wussing out their chili  Wink with jalapenos instead of habaneros    Shocked
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2007, 12:36:03 AM »

You know what they say.... anymore than two shakes is a wank! Wink

dip it in some milk
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LMAO!!
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 01:11:08 AM »

blow on it.

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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2007, 09:13:00 AM »

Just imagine the reputation you'd have enjoyed had you got lucky that night.

"He's so HOT!!  Seriously, it burned like hell."
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2007, 09:15:22 AM »

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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2007, 09:15:45 AM »

Just imagine the reputation you'd have enjoyed had you got lucky that night.
"He's so HOT!!  Seriously, it burned like hell."
I'm thinking burning like hell after **** might not be a good thing.

Reminds me of a personal experience with me the missus and heating lotion.

Another day.
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2007, 09:16:43 AM »



this scene soon available on hd-dvd. 
actually that might be a bad thing  Shocked
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