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Mmmm...Tasty White Rain
« on: November 14, 2007, 11:26:14 AM »

Yikes!  Shocked

 Man drinks hairspray in store; busted for shoplifting
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A man was arrested for shoplifting two bottles of White Rain Hair Spray, which he drank in the Wal-Mart on Beal Parkway, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office report.

The store’s loss prevention officer, Christopher White, told a deputy that he had been watching the man for a few weeks to try and catch him drinking hairspray. It had been reported to White that whenever the man came into the store, employees would find empty bottles of hairspray on the shelves.

On Friday, White watched the man remove a bottle of hair spray and take it to the garden center. He then watched while the man opened it, drank the contents and returned it to the shelf. The shoplifter repeated the process, drinking the second bottle in the toy department, the report noted.

The man picked up and paid for prescriptions, but left the store without paying the $1.92 he owed for the hairspray.
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Re: Mmmm...Tasty White Rain
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2007, 11:36:40 AM »

 Shocked  I think shoplifting is the least of his problems.
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2007, 11:39:58 AM »

WTF? 

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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2007, 11:49:25 AM »

Maybe he's lost his marbles.
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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2007, 11:53:10 AM »

Barney Gumble surrenders.
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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2007, 11:55:47 AM »

Ain't they got no Scope or nothin'?
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2007, 12:03:04 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2007, 12:31:53 PM »

How the hell, do you drink hairspray!!!! Huh? Huh?

Over here, is comes in an aerosol can, so if the little "push button spray knob" comes off, you can't get anything!!!!!

I suppose it must be like drinking metho (metholated spirits)!!!! Disgusted Disgusted
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2007, 12:36:45 PM »


I actually found Black Rain somewhat palatable.

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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2007, 12:38:41 PM »

I thought November Rain was over-rated!!!!!! Grin Grin
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Re: Mmmm...Tasty White Rain
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2007, 12:40:19 PM »

I'd probably put drinking White Rain, watching Black Rain, and listening to November Rain all in roughly the same category.

However, Purple Rain is the *feces*.

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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2007, 12:49:14 PM »

How the hell, do you drink hairspray!!!! Huh? Huh?

Over here, is comes in an aerosol can, so if the little "push button spray knob" comes off, you can't get anything!!!!!

I suppose it must be like drinking metho (metholated spirits)!!!! Disgusted Disgusted

Well that solves the mystery of why the hole in the ozone is over Australia.
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2007, 12:49:26 PM »

I thought November Rain was over-rated!!!!!! Grin Grin

Shocked Tears

*brings it up on my mp3 player*

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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2007, 12:52:37 PM »

I thought November Rain was over-rated!!!!!! Grin Grin

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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2007, 12:53:11 PM »

Gotta love that Soul Glo... Let it shine! Wink
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