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I hope I never see you again coward!
« on: December 16, 2007, 09:12:58 AM »

not that you'll ever read this board sadly you piece of *feces* !


pregame grocery shopping almost wrapped up.  store crowded. leave cart by freezers to walk across aisle and grab cheese.  return and cart is gone!  Angry

wait 5 minutes, nobody returns it.  start cursing up a storm getting the attention of everyone around me.   run back to store front, grab cart, retrace steps trying not to forget anything.  finally (some 20 minutes of my *goshdarn* time later) back to grab the cheese.  guess what is getting put back against the freezer where it was taken from?  Angry Angry    {building from normal voice to a nice loud voice} "excuse me, why the hell are you bothering to put that back now 20 minutes later from taking it?  do you really think I can afford waiting that long for my stuff you selfish *bunghole*?   person practically runs away with no answer at all.... as if i were gonna beat them up or something  LMAO

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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2007, 09:21:44 AM »

I don't get it.  Was it an employee or a customer?  Did they grab your cart accidentally or move it out of their way?  Or maybe they needed a cart and liked your selections and had second thoughts?
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2007, 09:24:09 AM »


spit on him!
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2007, 09:31:11 AM »

That's why I shop during off-hours with my fellow social outcasts and misanthropes.  Cool
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2007, 09:56:39 AM »

I don't get it.  Was it an employee or a customer?  Did they grab your cart accidentally or move it out of their way?  Or maybe they needed a cart and liked your selections and had second thoughts?

customer, about a 30 year old guy.
 Angry Grin
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2007, 10:04:54 AM »

I don't get it.  Was it an employee or a customer?  Did they grab your cart accidentally or move it out of their way?  Or maybe they needed a cart and liked your selections and had second thoughts?

customer, about a 30 year old guy.
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2007, 10:10:29 AM »

not that you'll ever read this board sadly you piece of *feces* !


pregame grocery shopping almost wrapped up.  store crowded. leave cart by freezers to walk across aisle and grab cheese.  return and cart is gone!  Angry

wait 5 minutes, nobody returns it.  start cursing up a storm getting the attention of everyone around me.   run back to store front, grab cart, retrace steps trying not to forget anything.  finally (some 20 minutes of my *goshdarn* time later) back to grab the cheese.  guess what is getting put back against the freezer where it was taken from?  Angry Angry    {building from normal voice to a nice loud voice} "excuse me, why the hell are you bothering to put that back now 20 minutes later from taking it?  do you really think I can afford waiting that long for my stuff you selfish *bunghole*?   person practically runs away with no answer at all.... as if i were gonna beat them up or something  LMAO


Not like you look threatening or anything with your Black Uber Death Metal shirt, beard, screaming obsenities and all that.
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2007, 10:11:50 AM »

not that you'll ever read this board sadly you piece of *feces* !


pregame grocery shopping almost wrapped up.  store crowded. leave cart by freezers to walk across aisle and grab cheese.  return and cart is gone!  Angry

wait 5 minutes, nobody returns it.  start cursing up a storm getting the attention of everyone around me.   run back to store front, grab cart, retrace steps trying not to forget anything.  finally (some 20 minutes of my *goshdarn* time later) back to grab the cheese.  guess what is getting put back against the freezer where it was taken from?  Angry Angry    {building from normal voice to a nice loud voice} "excuse me, why the hell are you bothering to put that back now 20 minutes later from taking it?  do you really think I can afford waiting that long for my stuff you selfish *bunghole*?   person practically runs away with no answer at all.... as if i were gonna beat them up or something  LMAO


Not like you look threatening or anything with your Black Uber Death Metal shirt, beard, screaming obsenities and all that.

lol, i was dressed up nice, and i'm a pretty small guy . Cool Grin
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2007, 11:11:28 AM »

lol, i was dressed up nice, and i'm a pretty small guy . Cool Grin

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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2007, 06:07:09 PM »

This would have to be the funniest story I've read all week, more so cos it couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke... Wink
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2007, 06:41:53 PM »

Ignorant savages
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2007, 09:20:04 PM »

lol, i was dressed up nice, and i'm a pretty small guy . Cool Grin

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So sorry, gleek, but you have the saying backwards.  Our 26th President is oft quoted saying, "Speak softly and carry a big stick".

Cheesy
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Re: I hope I never see you again coward!
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2007, 07:58:28 AM »



Food Fight!!!
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