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Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!

 
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Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« on: January 03, 2008, 05:34:06 AM »

Them crablegs!  They don't be growin' on trees.

Another you're fat!  Pay more, or you're banned from the buffet casualty.

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On his most recent visit, he said, a waitress gave him and his wife's cousin, 44-year-old Michael Borrelli, a bill for $46.40, roughly double the buffet price for two adults.


"She says, 'Y'all fat, and y'all eat too much,'" Labit said.

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.........adding that a waitress told him he looked like he a had a "baby in the belly."

Uh-oh........



Back back back back back..........

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The police report states, "The incident was settled when the management advised that the bill was a mistake and, to appease Ricky, the meal was complimentary."

And it's outta here!  We'll see ya tomorrow night!
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Labit said he insisted on paying but was told not to come back.


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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2008, 05:41:04 AM »

when we go to the local buffet it's amazing the gluttony fest goin on. Sad



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« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2008, 05:42:41 AM »

Yarr, that tis no mere man; tis a remorseless eatin machine.
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2008, 06:04:42 AM »

I try to avoid the 'pig troughs' and the 'chinese pig troughs'.  The prices are a bit higher than ordering by menu at a non-buffet restuarant, and one seemingly feels obligated to eat more than one normally would because of the price.

Now if there were a beer buffet......................................... Cheers Drinking Drink
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2008, 06:13:33 AM »

i usually "pig out" on seafood at the buffets. at least it seems healthy.  Grin 
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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2008, 06:16:43 AM »

i usually "pig out" on seafood at the buffets. at least it seems healthy.  Grin 

Same here.  I'm all about the srhimps.  They lose money on me too.
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2008, 07:23:37 AM »

Suck it.
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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2008, 07:34:42 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2008, 07:37:57 AM »


LOL.  I was goin' for the 25 bucks.
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2008, 01:06:01 PM »

I used to love buffets in my teens and twenties.  Not so much anymore.  I'm a little repulsed at the gorging I used to do just for the fun of it.
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2008, 01:15:54 PM »

"...is this the man who ruined the buffett at the Harrow Club..."

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« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2008, 02:28:28 PM »

He may wanna have hisself checked out.
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« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2008, 02:40:45 PM »

"...before things start falling off on a man.."
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"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
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