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Played matchplay yesterday...
« on: February 17, 2008, 02:46:53 PM »

... with a guy who has a good swing and a extremely high handicap... I have to give him 7 shots!

I won the 1st hole, square the next couple. Did something SOOooo stupid on #7.... front 9 1 up to him.

Start fighting back on the back 9 and win/square for the next 5 holes (square because need to give him shots %^&$^&  Devil).....

Thanks for the medicore putting and on the #15 it really doing its job to stuff me up.... (1 up for me at the point + another shot goes to him this hole) FIR + GIR and 3 putts! Nice job idiot! (He got a bogey too) Back to square

Next hole I was trying to get my leverage back... a short par 3 and I HAVE to give him another shot on a 125 meters hole! %^&*(  Devil

He push it to the right and short and I was firing at the pin! Hitted a draw thats too nice and draw into the water hazzel pin height! 1 Down...

#17, his 3 wood found the right rough and my driver found the fairway... rain start pouring down and I fat my pitch shot, miscalculate my chip and the game is over!

He reckon he has stronger mental than I do but I think I just happen to miss at least 5 important short putts. (Didn't really bother to win it or not... I think win/lose is almost determined in the beginning) Could have finished him 5/4 like last year I did.

For my defense... we are doing match play at his home course.

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Re: Played matchplay yesterday...
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2008, 05:19:22 PM »

Where did you play andydo.
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Re: Played matchplay yesterday...
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2008, 05:31:46 PM »

Could have finished him 5/4 like last year I did.


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Re: Played matchplay yesterday...
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2008, 07:07:27 PM »

Keperra in Brisbane J.

2i... quite disappointed about my putting.
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Re: Played matchplay yesterday...
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2008, 07:21:26 PM »

Could have finished him 5/4 like last year I did.


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Re: Played matchplay yesterday...
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2008, 05:13:57 AM »

Could have finished him 5/4 like last year I did.


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Re: Played matchplay yesterday...
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2008, 05:50:26 PM »

Hey, you spotted the guy seven strokes and put him on his home course ... and you still had to play badly to lose the match.    At least he wasn't sandbagging you.

Next time you go out with nothing on the line, your putter's going to burn your hands.  Devil
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Re: Played matchplay yesterday...
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2008, 09:04:29 AM »

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What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.




























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