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I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« on: February 21, 2008, 06:16:43 PM »

Here's an interesting sceanrio for the gents:

So you're having a smoke outside your office with the incredibly hot south african chick who works in your building and she says:

"I'm really looking forward to going home and having a long hot bubble bath with a bottle of champagne and a glass......"

After what seemed like eons the best I could come up with was:

"Cool,.... I often have trouble trying to fit into a bath so I don't use it very much..."

To which she replied:

"I can imagine, you'd easily fit in mine though...."

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What do you say to that?? Wink
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2008, 06:30:09 PM »

You apparently missed the moment. so....



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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2008, 06:35:51 PM »

If you're not married and failed to mention that you would like the opportunity to try it on for size,.............................


















Put on your


































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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2008, 06:46:54 PM »

If you're not married and failed to mention that you would like the opportunity to try it on for size,.............................

Put on your

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Don't I know it.... if I wasn't married I'd Peter Falk her in to the middle of next week Wink

On another occasion she mentioned that her bed was really soft... Shocked

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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2008, 07:22:00 PM »

Are you an extremely large man?







Or perhaps you have an extremely small tub?






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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2008, 07:24:00 PM »

If you're not married and failed to mention that you would like the opportunity to try it on for size,.............................

Put on your

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Don't I know it.... if I wasn't married I'd Peter Falk her in to the middle of next week Wink

On another occasion she mentioned that her bed was really soft... Shocked



by the way, what's her seeing-eye dog's name
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2008, 07:24:37 PM »

Are you an extremely large man?







Or perhaps you have an extremely small tub?






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my thoughts exactly. lol  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2008, 07:27:51 PM »


by the way, what's her seeing-eye dog's name


Please, anything but A Bottle of Champagne.   Shocked
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2008, 07:30:06 PM »

Are you an extremely large man?

Or perhaps you have an extremely small tub?


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No... taller rather than wide Cool
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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2008, 07:47:14 PM »

Seems to me like you're doing just fine without any of our advice.

And if you do want any advice, I'd suggest that master of seduction, Blader.
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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2008, 08:13:43 PM »


jerk store!



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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2008, 08:37:18 PM »

the kramer episode was just on here
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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2008, 09:33:22 PM »

 Grin  Grin Grin

At least it prove you haven't lost your touch "young man"  Grin
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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2008, 06:07:09 PM »

At least it prove you haven't lost your touch "young man"  Grin
With smooth moves like that, he's going to be practicing that "touch" a good while longer.
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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2008, 08:04:24 PM »

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