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alright spanky dared me
« on: March 12, 2008, 08:22:31 PM »

There is a radio show I listen to on my way home that is not kid friendly, but very funny! It is called the Russ Martin Show. A question that has been brought up a couple times in the past week is "if you can suck your own *8==>*, you must be gay."

Needless to say, I was laughing my ass off, because I can't even imagine that this is something that guys would even try, but then again, y'all have fleshlights.Huh???

Not that I really want to know if you have tried or not but, this was so funny to listen to I thought I would give you something to talk about.
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2008, 08:25:36 PM »

Gay Appaloosa maybe.   Shocked

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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2008, 08:25:43 PM »

I think "if you want to" might be more accurate criteria.
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2008, 09:03:08 PM »

heard a story this week about a certain lead singer (named chad kroeger ?) that fits right in.  Shocked Devil
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2008, 09:34:52 PM »

A question that has been brought up a couple times in the past week is "if you can suck your own *8==>*, you must be gay."
That's not a question.
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2008, 09:41:03 PM »

A question that has been brought up a couple times in the past week is "if you can suck your own *8==>*, you must be gay."
That's not a question.

More of a *8==>*larative statement.

But if you go around correcting a lady's grammar like that you'll be reduced to &*#$%!+ your own $!^# right fast.
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2008, 10:09:13 PM »

Darla, they all wish that they could. Grin Grin Grin
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2008, 07:37:34 AM »

Every boy tries that about grammar school age when they are still possibly limber enough to make it.  I heard the story about the kid that made it.  Broke his neck but it was in his mouth.  Hope it was worth it. 
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 07:58:39 AM »

I believe there is already precedent in this issue relevant to the discussion.

Federal Court of Appeals:

United States v. Dog, et al.

ruling:  Because he can.
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 08:02:34 AM »

Darla, they all wish that they could. Grin Grin Grin
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no they don't

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no they dont


Can we just end it on this...LOL...next subject PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!
I believe there is already precedent in this issue relevant to the discussion.

Federal Court of Appeals:

United States v. Dog, et al.

ruling:  Because he can.

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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2008, 08:43:46 AM »

wow, i remember that name from the days of the Eagle.
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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2008, 09:39:53 AM »

wow, i remember that name from the days of the Eagle.

Day of the Eagle? Did you say day of the Eagle?

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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2008, 09:41:43 AM »

wow, i remember that name from the days of the Eagle.

Day of the Eagle? Did you say day of the Eagle?




ermmm,  no, KEGL  Wink
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2008, 09:44:32 AM »

wow, i remember that name from the days of the Eagle.

Day of the Eagle? Did you say day of the Eagle?


ermmm,  no, KEGL  Wink

You're doing your kegel excersises?  Wink
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2008, 09:48:09 AM »



You're doing your kegel excersises?  Wink

 Sumo
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