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alright spanky dared me
« on: March 12, 2008, 08:22:31 PM » |
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There is a radio show I listen to on my way home that is not kid friendly, but very funny! It is called the Russ Martin Show. A question that has been brought up a couple times in the past week is "if you can suck your own *8==>*, you must be gay." Needless to say, I was laughing my ass off, because I can't even imagine that this is something that guys would even try, but then again, y'all have fleshlights.  ?? Not that I really want to know if you have tried or not but, this was so funny to listen to I thought I would give you something to talk about. |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2008, 08:25:36 PM » |
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Gay Appaloosa maybe.  Holy chit.  |
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2008, 08:25:43 PM » |
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I think "if you want to" might be more accurate criteria.
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2008, 09:03:08 PM » |
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heard a story this week about a certain lead singer (named chad kroeger ?) that fits right in.   |
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2008, 09:34:52 PM » |
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A question that has been brought up a couple times in the past week is "if you can suck your own *8==>*, you must be gay." That's not a question. |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2008, 09:41:03 PM » |
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A question that has been brought up a couple times in the past week is "if you can suck your own *8==>*, you must be gay." That's not a question. More of a *8==>*larative statement. But if you go around correcting a lady's grammar like that you'll be reduced to &*#$%!+ your own $!^# right fast. |
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2008, 10:09:13 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2008, 07:37:34 AM » |
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Every boy tries that about grammar school age when they are still possibly limber enough to make it. I heard the story about the kid that made it. Broke his neck but it was in his mouth. Hope it was worth it.
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Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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stroh
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 07:58:39 AM » |
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I believe there is already precedent in this issue relevant to the discussion.
Federal Court of Appeals:
United States v. Dog, et al.
ruling: Because he can.
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Seamus
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 08:02:34 AM » |
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no they don't Every boy tries that about grammar school age Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no they dont Can we just end it on this...LOL...next subject PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE! I believe there is already precedent in this issue relevant to the discussion.
Federal Court of Appeals:
United States v. Dog, et al.
ruling: Because he can.
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Aske
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2008, 08:43:46 AM » |
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wow, i remember that name from the days of the Eagle.
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Seamus
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2008, 09:39:53 AM » |
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wow, i remember that name from the days of the Eagle.
Day of the Eagle? Did you say day of the Eagle? |
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Aske
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2008, 09:41:43 AM » |
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wow, i remember that name from the days of the Eagle.
Day of the Eagle? Did you say day of the Eagle? ermmm, no, KEGL  |
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Seamus
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2008, 09:44:32 AM » |
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wow, i remember that name from the days of the Eagle.
Day of the Eagle? Did you say day of the Eagle? ermmm, no, KEGL You're doing your kegel excersises? |
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Aske
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Re: alright spanky dared me
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2008, 09:48:09 AM » |
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You're doing your kegel excersises?  |
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