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Infinitive? WTF? (Complaint)
« on: March 20, 2008, 06:23:42 PM »

What the hell is this *feces*?  Angry

Here I am breezing through 5th Grader.  Totally pwning the blonde pregnant chick(although to be fair, she was just a plain idiot), and smoking the comb-over orange farmer, and leaving my wife agape at my Scarecrow like post sheepskin performance.

All of a sudden:  Bam!  4th grade English.  What is the infinitive of the verb "went"?

Uh, come again?  What the *fudge* is that?  I ain't never  heard of that.  Went?  Left?  Leaved?  Split? 
Writ Wrat Wrote?     Yield

Well, Captain Minute Maid had no idea, and bailed, and lost, so they turned to the son who knew it.

Then, Jeff Einsteinworty explains to all of us mouth breathers that it's the simplest form of the verb.

e.g.  "to go".

 Red Card BS

A.  Who, and when came up with this bull*feces*?, and #2  I can think of a ton of verbs that.....WTF is the infinitive.   

Jumped:  To exert muscular force in an effort to escape the earth's gravitational pull and advance incrementally through an environment?

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Re: Infinitive? WTF? (Complaint)
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2008, 06:35:32 PM »

[place Cliff Claven Jeopardy photo here]

So then someone else gets pwn3d by hotlinking instead of you? Wink Grin
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2008, 06:40:12 PM »

Complimentary wiki link Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2008, 06:42:21 PM »

pretty easy to answer if you have a combined  latin+spanish schooling of about 20 class-years.
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 06:48:12 PM »

pretty easy to answer if you have a combined  latin+spanish schooling of about 20 class-years.


Or if you watched Star Trek regularly, you'd hear a split infinitive in every episode:

"...to boldly go where no man has gone before."
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2008, 06:50:01 PM »

pretty easy to answer if you have a combined  latin+spanish schooling of about 20 class-years.


It's been a loooong freaking time, but I seem to remember studying that *feces* somewhere between the 5th and 8th grades.  Woulda stumped me now, though.
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2008, 06:59:49 PM »

pretty easy to answer if you have a combined  latin+spanish schooling of about 20 class-years.


lol.  That was actually the main discussion the last time I lunched with friends. Cool
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2008, 07:01:15 PM »

[place Cliff Claven Jeopardy photo here]

So then someone else gets pwn3d by hotlinking instead of you? Wink Grin

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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2008, 07:04:16 PM »


Oh, that's the first place I went.   Pain Chair
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2008, 07:05:08 PM »


he's learning
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2008, 07:06:07 PM »

btw, the one most 'merkans butcher often

http://en.wikipedia.org/w...he_pluperfect_subjunctive
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2008, 07:09:33 PM »

btw, the one most 'merkans butcher often

http://en.wikipedia.org/w...he_pluperfect_subjunctive


Are you *feces*tin' me? 

The pluperfect subjunctive ?

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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2008, 07:12:56 PM »

btw, the one most 'merkans butcher often

http://en.wikipedia.org/w...he_pluperfect_subjunctive


Are you *feces*tin' me? 

The pluperfect subjunctive ?

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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2008, 07:13:37 PM »

pretty easy to answer if you have a combined  latin+spanish schooling of about 20 class-years.


lol.  That was actually the main discussion the last time I lunched with friends. Cool

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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2008, 07:13:42 PM »


The question is: Did he go to wiki via the built-in Firefox search bar?
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