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If I Wasn't Already Married........
« on: July 02, 2008, 08:37:31 AM »
Woman crashes car through liquor store, and proceeds to try to purchase beer.

 
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Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century.
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 12:19:37 PM »
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A convenience store became an unwilling drive-in when a 74-year-old woman plowed her car through the front window

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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2008, 12:49:36 PM »
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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