GolfHos
 
*
October 23, 2019, 02:20:59 AM
Username: Password: Duration:

Member/Member Tourney starts today!

 
Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Member/Member Tourney starts today!  (Read 2432 times)
0 Members and 1 Lurker/Spider are viewing this topic.
hobbit
Tartan Jacket
From: The Shire

Karma: 27
Posts: 1823
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« on: July 25, 2008, 10:27:46 AM »

No, not the homoerotic, assless chaps, humid grotto member to member things you're thinking right now.  Its our club's two man team tourney today and tomorrow.

GammaPi and I have teamed up - and we need some mojo!  Seems we have one team with a scratch golfer teamed up with a high handicapper that's a known sandbagger.  We are challenged in correcting it, as he is also the majority owner  Devil.  Anyway, it'll be hard to overcome the advantages that team has on paper.

I'm headed there now!  Cool

Logged Return to Top

I've gone to find myself.  If I get back before I return, keep me here.
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie
From: Impact Crater Springs, CA

Karma: 155
Posts: 16135
Offline Offline

We're doomed!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2008, 10:30:38 AM »

Sweet!  Go out there and kick ass Rick!   Fingers Crossed

Put the cart girl through college.   Buddies
Logged Return to Top
Jules
Members Only Jacket
From: Australia

Karma: 52
Posts: 3653
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2008, 02:45:21 PM »

You two boys need to be wearing Golfhos caps or shirts. Cool

Play well and have a ball. Grin
Logged Return to Top

The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
Spanky
Full Metal Jacket

Karma: 48
Posts: 4841
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2008, 03:29:25 PM »

We have hats and shirts?

Do we even have a logo?
Logged Return to Top
Aske
Lederhosen

Karma: 120
Posts: 31318
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2008, 04:24:31 PM »

the logo is on the complimentary round golf towel
Logged Return to Top

Quote
Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century.
--  Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka
tdcoly
Tartan Jacket
From: The home of misfits, renegades, blowhards, idiots and fools.

Karma: 9
Posts: 1277
Offline Offline

Us Dags

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2008, 04:35:38 PM »

We have hats and shirts?

Do we even have a logo?

Somebody needs to step up.

At least for the round towel. Devil
Logged Return to Top

"I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop"-as seen on a bumper sticker
Aske
Lederhosen

Karma: 120
Posts: 31318
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2008, 06:56:03 PM »

We have hats and shirts?

Do we even have a logo?

Somebody needs to step up.

At least for the round towel. Devil

i nominate dystopia
 Devil
Logged Return to Top

Quote
Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century.
--  Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka
1puttpar
Vest & Plus Fours
From: Loomis, CA

Karma: 16
Posts: 717
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2008, 06:56:30 PM »

I'll donate everything I've ever received from the Accuflex Owners Club...............
Logged Return to Top

I really hate Vista
Aske
Lederhosen

Karma: 120
Posts: 31318
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2008, 07:08:42 PM »

I'll donate everything I've ever received from the Accuflex Owners Club...............

sorry, i'm not interested in a buttraping
Logged Return to Top

Quote
Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century.
--  Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka
Spanky
Full Metal Jacket

Karma: 48
Posts: 4841
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2008, 07:38:44 PM »

I'll donate everything I've ever received from the Accuflex Owners Club...............
Thanks but I already have that.
Logged Return to Top
Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
From: In the Jar

Karma: 116
Posts: 7357
Offline Offline

Get me the tank!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2008, 07:54:00 PM »

I bet Rick sucked it up.  Or killed the cart girl and buried her under a college.
Logged Return to Top

"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
hobbit
Tartan Jacket
From: The Shire

Karma: 27
Posts: 1823
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2008, 08:15:11 PM »

First day went well (so bite me Uisce!)!  Its Stableford scoring with quotas applied for the handicaps (36 - course handicap = quota to beat).  I was 4 over my quota, GammaPi 3 over - for a 7 over team score, which has us in the running at least.  We played with the leaders (really good guys, was a fun day) - they had a team score of 13 over (Nick had a hot putter).

Here's the kicker - our quotas for tomorrow are adjusted by half of our score today, so mine goes up 2 points for tomorrow, Gamma 1 point  Undecided.  The good news - our known sandbagger goes up 5 points  Devil Smiley (his team is in second at 12, he was 10 of them  Roll Eyes ).

Sorry, no cart girls - just a 'halfway' house that we pass twice during the round.  We did have our loveliest booze maid working tonight though - tall, thin, young blonde with a great personality - Gamma took pause while staring at her backside after dinner.  I had to shake him out of his trance.


8:30 tomorrow for more!  We're not that close to the leaders, but with the quota adjustments it makes it harder for them to repeat.  Our balanced attack may prove worthy of a showing.

Logged Return to Top

I've gone to find myself.  If I get back before I return, keep me here.
hobbit
Tartan Jacket
From: The Shire

Karma: 27
Posts: 1823
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2008, 01:48:07 PM »

Our balanced attack may prove worthy of a showing.


How right I was!  We tied for 3rd in our flight, taking in some Pro Shop credit well beyond our entry fee  Cool

We actually lost points from yesterday's total, but most teams did after the quota adjustment and no 'lift, clean, and place' (from the rain we had) today.  Our final tally was 4, after losing 3 points today.

The real fun was the Calcutta though - I had never been through one before, so I was just sitting on the sidelines and observing last night.  Seems one of the guys on my blind draw team won the bid on our team and all four of us ended up splitting it.  It was a healthy sum of money for not knowing what I was getting into ($1,050 split 4 ways), but I didn't want to be the heel and not participate.  Good thing too - we got 2nd place!!!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cool Cool.  So in addition to the new Pro Shop credits I have, I also walked away with $800 cold hard cash on the Calcutta!  Smiley  Minus my portion of the bid it is still $537 to the good.  Not bad for being completely unaware of how it all worked  Wink


GammaPi SWMBO warning

Logged Return to Top

I've gone to find myself.  If I get back before I return, keep me here.
dystopia
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
From: Silicon Valley

Karma: 94
Posts: 7887
Offline Offline


View Profile WWWIgnore this user
Re: Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2008, 04:36:58 PM »

LOL. Congrats!  Grin
Logged Return to Top
Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
From: In the Jar

Karma: 116
Posts: 7357
Offline Offline

Get me the tank!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Member/Member Tourney starts today!
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2008, 08:45:15 AM »

Note to self, don't bet with Rick.  I've seen that "weeeelllll, I don't know how this works but what the hell, I'm in" shtick before.
Logged Return to Top

"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
Pages: [1]   Return to Top
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Related Posts
**Forum Member Levels ** - any ideas?
i think these should definitely be changed aroundsomething like... newbiejr. mem
by Aske

Why you left FGI
I really didn't want to be a member at the sort of joint that would have me
by Uisce Beatha

Where is everyone?
No need to worry boys, see who our newest member is.I'm am sure this member
by Jules

Hey, Eagle!
Is that a Member's Only jacket you're wearing?So what are you? The las
by gleek

 


 
  Powered by SMF | SMF © 2001-2009, Lewis Media

Dilber MC Theme by HarzeM