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Insert Emoticons (Life is Good)
« on: August 06, 2008, 05:06:19 PM »

 Smiley
August 6, 2008

Dear Correctional Officer:

Congratulations and welcome to the Washington State Department of Corrections!  As a Correctional Officer, you are required to be fitted for uniforms and attend administrative training/testing for three days prior to beginning the Correctional Worker Core Academy . This letter briefly explains the next steps in the process as a new DOC employee.


And the coolest part:

Weapons Qualification:
When: No later than 5:55 a.m. on August 14 and 15

Where: McNeil Island Correctional Center ( MICC ).


Nothing like the smell of gunfire at 6 in the morning, it smells like...


 Grin
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2008, 05:33:53 PM »

"Guns, what about guns... when do we get guns?"

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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2008, 05:36:30 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2008, 06:23:24 PM »

I guess they looked past your legal history.

Congrats!
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2008, 08:01:32 PM »

I guess they looked past your legal history.
Congrats!
Thanks Gleek.

Thankfully they did. I couldn't emphasize enough that "that person doesn't exist anymore".

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"Guns, what about guns... when do we get guns?"

Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it?

You? (looks towards Clive)

You, Lieutenant Twoiron?
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2008, 09:06:29 PM »



 Cool
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2008, 09:33:41 PM »

Awesome!

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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2008, 10:35:40 PM »

Was this like getting a college acceptance letter, or did you know beforehand that you were accepted for the position?

If it was the former, that salutation "Dear Correctional Officer" must have been pretty exciting to see.
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2008, 12:30:27 AM »

Good one Seamus, we can now officially call you a "SCREW". Cool

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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2008, 06:57:22 AM »

Was this like getting a college acceptance letter, or did you know beforehand that you were accepted for the position?

I "officially" found out about a week ago (http://www.golfhos.com/topic-9067.html), it's been a month long process, ending yesterday with the thumbs up from my doctor.


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Good one Seamus, we can now officially call you a "SCREW".

If this is anything like calling me a cab, you betcha you can.
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2008, 11:23:22 AM »

... it's been a month long process, ending yesterday with the thumbs up from my doctor.



And congrats!
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2008, 11:26:21 AM »

 Laugh at you

Ditto Gregg.  Very happy for you.
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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2008, 11:31:44 AM »

... it's been a month long process, ending yesterday with the thumbs up from my doctor.



And congrats!
 Headbang

i heard you gotta watchout when you get that exam and feel hands on both your shoulders.
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