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here's to you, mister barnyard masturbator guy...
« on: August 07, 2008, 08:23:30 AM »

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Re: here's to you, mister barnyard masturbator guy...
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2008, 08:47:16 AM »

This makes a Minnesotan proud.

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Michael Levitt, a Minneapolis-based gastroenterologist's claim to fame is that he study's farts for a living. He touts the importance of flatulence analysis as an important marker of a person's gastrointestinal health. Levitt's career is based on close analysis of the many combinations of smelly gases emitted out of the human behind; he's a real trailblazer in the field.

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Re: here's to you, mister barnyard masturbator guy...
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2008, 09:03:42 AM »

LOL!

Real men of genius

Today we salute you mister barnyard masturbator guy.

Mister barnyard masturbator guy

Here's to you oh maestro of the masturbatory arts.
You're not just satisfied with simply yanking your own cord, you found a way to pull taffy for a living!

You're not using enough lube.

While others are content to let animal husbandry take it's course, you feel the need to take matters into your own hands.

Look those two dogs are *fudge*in'.

So here's to you ol' handcuffer of the horse flesh.  The only blue balls we find on your farm are the plastic ones hanging from the bumper of your truck.

And that's no bull.
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2008, 09:09:06 AM »

LOL!

Real men of genius

Today we salute you mister barnyard masturbator guy.

Mister barnyard masturbator guy

Here's to you oh maestro of the masturbatory arts.
You're not just satisfied with simply yanking your own cord, you found a way to pull taffy for a living!

You're not using enough lube.

While others are content to let animal husbandry take it's course, you feel the need to take matters into your own hands.

Look those two dogs are *fudge*in'.

So here's to you ol' handcuffer of the horse flesh.  The only blue balls we find on your farm are the plastic ones hanging from the bumper of your truck.

And that's no bull.

 Laugh at you Laugh at you Laugh at you
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Re: here's to you, mister barnyard masturbator guy...
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2008, 09:17:15 AM »

LOL!

Real men of genius

Today we salute you mister barnyard masturbator guy.

Mister barnyard masturbator guy

Here's to you oh maestro of the masturbatory arts.
You're not just satisfied with simply yanking your own cord, you found a way to pull taffy for a living!

You're not using enough lube.

While others are content to let animal husbandry take it's course, you feel the need to take matters into your own hands.

Look those two dogs are *fudge*in'.

So here's to you ol' handcuffer of the horse flesh.  The only blue balls we find on your farm are the plastic ones hanging from the bumper of your truck.

And that's no bull.

 Laugh at you Laugh at you Laugh at you
LMFAO You're in fine form today, karma when I can.
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Re: here's to you, mister barnyard masturbator guy...
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2008, 10:15:59 AM »

+1

ps, I've actually jacked bulls and boars before....I'm not proud of it, but at the same time, it is just as much a part of me as pubic hair, I suppose.
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Re: here's to you, mister barnyard masturbator guy...
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2008, 11:34:37 AM »

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....this better be your own or else I'll smite you daily

LOL  Bona Fide stroh original.  Drinkers honor.

I've been a fan of those spots for years.  Watch/listen to them on YouTube all the time.
When I saw aske's title, I thought 'I need to author one of my own.'
 Thank you
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2008, 11:39:25 AM »

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....this better be your own or else I'll smite you daily

LOL  Bona Fide stroh original.  Drinkers honor.

I've been a fan of those spots for years.  Watch/listen to them on YouTube all the time.
When I saw aske's title, I thought 'I need to author one of my own.'
 Thank you


And a treee-mendous job! Very funny.  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2008, 11:40:04 AM »

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....this better be your own or else I'll smite you daily

LOL  Bona Fide stroh original.  Drinkers honor.

I've been a fan of those spots for years.  Watch/listen to them on YouTube all the time.
When I saw aske's title, I thought 'I need to author one of my own.'
 Thank you


And a treee-mendous job! Very funny.  Grin

indeed.
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E chu ta!

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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2008, 07:39:56 PM »

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....this better be your own or else I'll smite you daily

LOL  Bona Fide stroh original.  Drinkers honor.

I've been a fan of those spots for years.  Watch/listen to them on YouTube all the time.
When I saw aske's title, I thought 'I need to author one of my own.'
 Thank you

Creativity inspired by beer. +1
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