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World's Shortest Rant
« on: January 09, 2009, 05:39:30 PM » |
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I believe the following words don't need any elaboration whatsoever. The subject says it all. Magazine subscription renewals Two word rant out there? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? |
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2009, 05:56:52 PM » |
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2009, 06:13:59 PM » |
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"No raise."
COLA was 5.8% for 2009, FYI.
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2009, 07:18:35 PM » |
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*fudge*in Spurs.
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2009, 07:32:27 PM » |
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Not tonight.
Headache.
Fleshlight's calling.
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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stroh
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2009, 07:45:48 PM » |
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2009, 05:18:53 AM » |
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snow drivers
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2009, 05:59:04 AM » |
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Winter sucks. |
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2009, 07:07:33 AM » |
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"No raise."
COLA was 5.8% for 2009, FYI.
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2009, 07:11:44 AM » |
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"i've hired another foreign post-doc"
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tdcoly
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2009, 09:52:30 AM » |
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Friggin' snow!
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2009, 10:01:47 AM » |
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"No raise."
COLA was 5.8% for 2009, FYI.
 and be happy you even got that, whiner. |
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2009, 10:50:28 AM » |
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PMS
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Clive
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2009, 01:35:40 PM » |
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"No raise."
COLA was 5.8% for 2009, FYI. be happy you even got that, whiner. Not following. We got ZERO -- not even the 5.8% COLA that SSA gives retirees for 2009. Which is odd, because our company did well in 2008: good revenue in the face of our customers' declining sales, solid profit as both a raw dollar amount and a percentage of revenue, strong cash position. But now I've gone over two words. |
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tdcoly
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2009, 03:17:24 PM » |
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"No raise."
COLA was 5.8% for 2009, FYI. be happy you even got that, whiner. Not following. We got ZERO -- not even the 5.8% COLA that SSA gives retirees for 2009. Which is odd, because our company did well in 2008: good revenue in the face of our customers' declining sales, solid profit as both a raw dollar amount and a percentage of revenue, strong cash position. But now I've gone over two words. Some of us (overpaid union employees ) will get a contractual raise (mine was something like 1.7% last year), plus a COLA over a certain amount (none). Perhaps that was the source of confusion. |
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