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World's Shortest Rant
« on: January 09, 2009, 05:39:30 PM »

I believe the following words don't need any elaboration whatsoever.  The subject says it all.


Two word rant out there?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Anyone?
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2009, 05:56:52 PM »


 old lady.  Angry

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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2009, 06:13:59 PM »

"No raise."


COLA was 5.8% for 2009, FYI.
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2009, 07:18:35 PM »

*fudge*in Spurs.
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2009, 07:32:27 PM »

Not tonight.

Headache.

Fleshlight's calling.
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2009, 07:45:48 PM »

 Laugh at you
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2009, 05:18:53 AM »

snow drivers
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2009, 05:59:04 AM »

Winter sucks. Angry
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2009, 07:07:33 AM »

"No raise."


COLA was 5.8% for 2009, FYI.


be happy you even got that, whiner.
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2009, 07:11:44 AM »

"i've hired another foreign post-doc"
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2009, 09:52:30 AM »

Friggin' snow!
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2009, 10:01:47 AM »

"No raise."


COLA was 5.8% for 2009, FYI.


and be happy you even got that, whiner.
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2009, 10:50:28 AM »

PMS
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2009, 01:35:40 PM »

"No raise."


COLA was 5.8% for 2009, FYI.
be happy you even got that, whiner.
 Devil
Not following.  We got ZERO -- not even the 5.8% COLA that SSA gives retirees for 2009.  Which is odd, because our company did well in 2008: good revenue in the face of our customers' declining sales, solid profit as both a raw dollar amount and a percentage of revenue, strong cash position.

But now I've gone over two words.
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Re: World's Shortest Rant
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2009, 03:17:24 PM »

"No raise."


COLA was 5.8% for 2009, FYI.
be happy you even got that, whiner.
 Devil
Not following.  We got ZERO -- not even the 5.8% COLA that SSA gives retirees for 2009.  Which is odd, because our company did well in 2008: good revenue in the face of our customers' declining sales, solid profit as both a raw dollar amount and a percentage of revenue, strong cash position.

But now I've gone over two words.

Some of us (overpaid union employees Devil) will get a contractual raise (mine was something like 1.7% last year), plus a COLA over a certain amount (none).  Perhaps that was the source of confusion.
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