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If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« on: February 01, 2007, 01:49:27 AM »

you could do anything, buy anything, etc, etc, except spend time or money etc, on loved ones or family members, what would you do!!!!!!!!
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2007, 05:32:40 AM »

Pay off all my family's....oh wait against the rules.
Cure hunger...naw too ambitious.
Save the world....OK maybe not.




Alright, I would play St. Andrews and bang every hot chick I see.
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2007, 05:35:10 AM »

I'd go skydivin'
I'd go rocky mountain climbin'
I'd go two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Shu
And I'd love deeper
And I'd speak sweeter
And I'd give forgiveness I'd been denyin'
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2007, 07:09:08 AM »

I'd be king for TWO days.   Wave
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2007, 08:57:40 AM »

Drink and watch pr0n. I hate upsetting my routine.
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E chu ta!

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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2007, 09:06:48 AM »

Pay off all my family's....oh wait against the rules.
Cure hunger...naw too ambitious.
Save the world....OK maybe not.




Alright, I would play St. Andrews and bang every hot chick I see.

You probably wouldn't find too many at St. Andrews.
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2007, 10:26:29 AM »

I have a weapon I've been saving for just this scenario, I call him "my lil' friend" he's good from two miles away. And you know what, I'm taking out as many of you bastages as I can, screw it, I'm done, F it, I'm driving to Microsoft and plugging as many of those techno geeks as I can, then I'm comin' in here to my soon to be old job and frying a couple of those high falutin' my crap don't stink upper management dogs, beg for me puppy, I SAID DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR ME PUPPY, BAM! And then I'm driving to the Space Needle and headin' straight to the top, Lake Union to the north BAM! Puget Sound to the west BAM! Hey you down there on the merry-go-round BAM! And when all is said and done, and I ran out of ammo, which if I estimate right would be about 48 hours I'm either dead 'cuz my times up or I'm jumping.

Either that or what Stroh said, I'm really torn between the two.
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2007, 10:49:54 AM »

I'd try to find a cure for whatever was about to kill me
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2007, 12:07:04 PM »

Same as Spaceage, but I would be drinking higher quality stuff than I can normally afford
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2007, 02:25:28 PM »

Pay off all my family's....oh wait against the rules.
Cure hunger...naw too ambitious.
Save the world....OK maybe not.




Alright, I would play St. Andrews and bang every hot chick I see.

You probably wouldn't find too many at St. Andrews.
But there are at least 2 airports and a long flight before I get there.
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2007, 02:29:57 PM »

Goodbye generic toilet paper, hellooooo Charmin! 


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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2007, 02:35:21 PM »

I think I would suddenly find myself leading a lgpa major event.
I would be leading the field Grin
Annika, Paula, Karrie, and Michelle, would be at least 10 shots behind me.
I would look absolutely beautiful on tv, and there would be bonanza ratings!!!!! Grin
The commentator's are blown away by my golf swing!!! Grin
Tiger Woods annouces, that he is going to take a year off golf, to try and get "my swing" down pat!!!!! Grin Grin Grin
Each of the two nights, I carelessly use Nick Faldo, as a "love-toy"!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin
I take up smoking again, what the hell, I only have 48 hours left!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2007, 02:40:42 PM »

I've carelessly used Nick Faldo as a love toy and he's only good for about 30 hours.

That's why his caddie left him.  A Fanny needs more.
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2007, 02:44:49 PM »

I've carelessly used Nick Faldo as a love toy and he's only good for about 30 hours.

That's why his caddie left him.  A Fanny needs more.
Okay, I will just have him for the 30 hours!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2007, 02:46:47 PM »

I've carelessly used Nick Faldo as a love toy and he's only good for about 30 hours.

That's why his caddie left him.  A Fanny needs more.
Okay, I will just have him for the 30 hours!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

 Cool

I'm guessing that last bit didn't translate into Aussie.  I'll have to wait for TFT.   Wink
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