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Karate, Here! Karate.......Here!
« on: October 04, 2007, 07:11:53 PM »

Karate, NEVER here !
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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2007, 07:14:57 PM »

Jackie Chan as Miyagi?  Could be the casting triumph of the year.   Thumbs Up
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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2007, 07:21:11 PM »

Jackie Chan as Miyagi?  Could be the casting triumph of the year.   Thumbs Up

Not......... unlike Christopher Walken who was I, mean considering the part of Han.  Solo.  but didn't like.....I mean the robes.  What;  could have been.
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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2007, 08:22:20 PM »

Jackie Chan as Miyagi doesn't work.

Part of what made the first one work was watching Arnold from Happy Days kick azz, because it was COMPLETELY unexpected...
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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2007, 09:32:33 PM »

yikes, a remake?  I'm feeling old. Undecided
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2007, 09:52:30 PM »

yikes, a remake?  I'm feeling old. Undecided

didn't they already to a remake with horseface?
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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2007, 10:14:27 PM »

yikes, a remake?  I'm feeling old. Undecided

didn't they already to a remake with horseface?


Hmm, I never actually saw that one.  I didn't think it was a remake.  Don't Know
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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2007, 07:18:11 AM »

yikes, a remake?  I'm feeling old. Undecided

didn't they already to a remake with horseface?


Sarah Jessica Parker?
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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2007, 07:54:55 AM »

Uh, why don't they call it the "Kung Fu Kid" instead of having a Chinese actor play a Japanese guy teaching a Japanese martial art?

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You do karate with Japanese guy, safe. You do kung fu with Chinese guy, safe. You do karate with Chinese guy *squish* just like grape.
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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2007, 08:57:42 AM »

Dudes.  We've had Kevin Costner as Robin Hood with a Yank accent.  I don't think Hollywood is going to get hung up on their Asian salad having the right ingredients. 

Call it Occidental Orientalism (copyright pending).
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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2007, 09:00:37 AM »


Call it Occidental Orientalism (copyright pending).

smite pending. LOL.  too clever.
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« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2007, 09:20:34 AM »

LOL
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« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2007, 09:41:50 AM »

lmao.  I need to watch the original again.

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« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2007, 09:48:57 AM »

Here ya go:



The original--with an ethnic Japanese guy playing a Japanese guy and a 23-year-old playing a 16-year-old.
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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2007, 09:58:26 AM »

if you look on imdb it appears to this day he still hasnt ever gotten any facial hair.
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