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Lamest Gift You GAVE This Christmas
« on: December 29, 2007, 11:35:05 AM »

OK, threads abound (somewhere) regarding best gifts.  Let's turn it around a little and do what we do when we do what we do ... what's the gift you gave this holiday season that seems to have gone over the worst?


I'd love to give my answer, but the missus and I still haven't done our gift exchange yet.  Probably tonight ...
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Re: Lamest Gift You GAVE This Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2007, 11:47:01 AM »

I'd love to give my answer, but the missus and I still haven't done our gift exchange yet.  Probably tonight ...

Like your missus lurks.   Roll Eyes

Or will you not know it's lame until she tells you? 

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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2007, 11:47:31 AM »

I'd love to give my answer, but the missus and I still haven't done our Air quotes gift Air quotes exchange yet.  Probably tonight on the kitchen table while the spawn is asleep...
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Re: Lamest Gift You GAVE This Christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2007, 11:50:16 AM »

To: Madolyn



Karen's idea.  Maddie opened it and actually said (with a grimaced scowl) "What the?  Who would give me this?"


LOL  We both laughed about it later.  The underwear got a better reception.

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Re: Lamest Gift You GAVE This Christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2007, 11:52:21 AM »

hmmm, i would have liked that thing  .
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Re: Lamest Gift You GAVE This Christmas
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2007, 12:01:56 PM »

hmmm, i would have liked that thing  .


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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2007, 12:03:03 PM »

hmmm, i would have liked that thing  .


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 Cheesy She'll come around.  She actually needs to use it.  Math don't run so good in my family.


LOL,  yeh, well look how I turned out anyways
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Re: Lamest Gift You GAVE This Christmas
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2007, 12:06:09 PM »

Cheesy She'll come around.  She actually needs to use it.  Math don't run so good in my family.

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Re: Lamest Gift You GAVE This Christmas
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2007, 12:08:04 PM »

I would have to say the books the boys got. Kind of a " oh, books. Nice." and they sit where they laid them.
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Re: Lamest Gift You GAVE This Christmas
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2007, 12:14:49 PM »

I don't think there was one. Grin

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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2007, 12:15:11 PM »

Cheesy She'll come around.  She actually needs to use it.  Math don't run so good in my family.

Language your strong point?



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Re: Lamest Gift You GAVE This Christmas
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2007, 12:20:41 PM »

hmmm, i would have liked that thing  .


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 Cheesy She'll come around.  She actually needs to use it.  Math don't run so good in my family.


LOL,  yeh, well look how I turned out anyways
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Re: Lamest Gift You GAVE This Christmas
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2007, 12:30:28 PM »

I only give what they ask for part of the charm of not liking this time of year.

Sometime around 12/1 of every year you can hear me yelling "Lists people, I need freaking lists!".

Merry Christmas.
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Re: Lamest Gift You GAVE This Christmas
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2007, 12:49:00 PM »

I only give what they ask for part of the charm of not liking this time of year.

Sometime around 12/1 of every year you can hear me yelling "Lists people, I need **** lists!".

Merry Christmas.

This is the first year in ages that my aunt didn't ask me for a list.  (It was rather nice not having to come up with something like that. Cheesy
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Re: Lamest Gift You GAVE This Christmas
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2007, 01:53:25 PM »

my MIL called one day and asked what did my wife want?
Me:I don't know?
Mil: what do you mean you don't know? She doesn't want anything?
me: no
mil: so she didn't say anything?
me: no. So what do you want?
mil: nothing.
me: you don't want anything?
mil: correct.
Me: huh. Go figure.
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