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Uisce Beatha
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This far away from Animal
« on: March 24, 2008, 04:57:55 PM »

Wife and kids are out of town.  They've only been gone since 10:00 but I know what the next 3-4 days will bring.  I'll cook food that takes years off my life, I'll drink every night, I'll watch violent movies, I'll let the place turn into a pigsty.  Happens every time.  Why is that?  Am I seriously just three people away from turning into a Best of Cops episode?

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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2008, 05:01:00 PM »

so what movies are you starting with ?
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 05:02:16 PM »

I'm halfway through Slevin.  Started it too tired one night and couldn't make it.  Good so far. 

Then I think Shooter.
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 05:03:02 PM »

Wife and kids are out of town.  They've only been gone since 10:00 but I know what the next 3-4 days will bring.  I'll cook food that takes years off my life, I'll drink every night, I'll watch violent movies, I'll let the place turn into a pigsty.  Happens every time.  Why is that?  Am I seriously just three people away from turning into a Best of Cops episode?

Only if you move into a Trailer Park...
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Re: This far away from Animal
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2008, 05:05:05 PM »

I'm halfway through Slevin.  Started it too tired one night and couldn't make it.  Good so far. 

Then I think Shooter.

you have a deceptively tall knock
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2008, 05:20:31 PM »

btw, from what i've seen on cops, you'd also need to be a meth head / crack*trollop*  and have a prostitute/stripper    gf on the side
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2008, 05:23:17 PM »

Remember, no shirt either.

This will only be a problem if you run out of laundry in the next 3-4 days which is unlikely. But not knowing your wardrobe or hygiene habits I shouldn't make that call just yet.  Wink
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2008, 05:31:45 PM »

UB, you and Russell are in the same boat.

I've got to go to Brisbane today (I don't want to go), Russell will be doing exactly the same things as yourself. Grin
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2008, 05:34:55 PM »

UB, you and Russell are in the same boat.

I've got to go to Brisbane today (I don't want to go), Russell will be doing exactly the same things as yourself. Grin

has his new order of fleshlight variety sleeves and lube arrived ?
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2008, 05:39:41 PM »

He is joining me on the weekend, so he can control himself. Cool Tongue
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2008, 05:41:31 PM »

He is joining me on the weekend, so he can control himself. Cool Tongue


4 days ?  LMAO.   


btw, he and stroh should set up a swap program on all their toys
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2008, 06:04:11 PM »

He is joining me on the weekend, so he can control himself. Cool Tongue

Particularly as the Aus Dollar is reasonably strong against the US Dollar Wink


4 days ?  LMAO.   


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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2008, 06:19:09 PM »

It's as god intended it. The abuse you put yourself through while they're gone makes you that much more appreciative when they get back. Make sure to put your pants back on by the time she pulls into the driveway.
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2008, 06:23:22 PM »

It's as god intended it. The abuse you put yourself through while they're gone makes you that much more appreciative when they get back. Make sure to put your pants back on by the time she pulls into the driveway.

I'm joining them in St. George on Thursday night or Friday morning.  But that's good advice.  My ass will be way sweaty after 4.5 hours on leather car seats.
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