Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: In the Jar
Karma: 116 Posts: 7357
 OfflineGet me the tank!
 
|
 |
This far away from Animal
« on: March 24, 2008, 04:57:55 PM » |
|
Wife and kids are out of town. They've only been gone since 10:00 but I know what the next 3-4 days will bring. I'll cook food that takes years off my life, I'll drink every night, I'll watch violent movies, I'll let the place turn into a pigsty. Happens every time. Why is that? Am I seriously just three people away from turning into a Best of Cops episode?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged 
|
"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
|
|
|
Aske
Lederhosen
Karma: 120 Posts: 31405
Offline
|
|
Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2008, 05:01:00 PM » |
|
so what movies are you starting with ?  it's about time to see some reviews  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century. -- Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka |
|
|
Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: In the Jar
Karma: 116 Posts: 7357
OfflineGet me the tank!
|
|
Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 05:02:16 PM » |
|
I'm halfway through Slevin. Started it too tired one night and couldn't make it. Good so far.
Then I think Shooter.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
|
|
|
twoiron
Full Metal Jacket From: The Drawing Room
Karma: 41 Posts: 4571
Offline
|
|
Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 05:03:02 PM » |
|
Wife and kids are out of town. They've only been gone since 10:00 but I know what the next 3-4 days will bring. I'll cook food that takes years off my life, I'll drink every night, I'll watch violent movies, I'll let the place turn into a pigsty. Happens every time. Why is that? Am I seriously just three people away from turning into a Best of Cops episode?
Only if you move into a Trailer Park... |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
|
|
|
Seamus
Straitjacket
Karma: 52 Posts: 2376
OfflineI'm a juvenile acting product of the working class
|
|
Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2008, 05:04:38 PM » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Aske
Lederhosen
Karma: 120 Posts: 31405
Offline
|
|
Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2008, 05:05:05 PM » |
|
I'm halfway through Slevin. Started it too tired one night and couldn't make it. Good so far.
Then I think Shooter.
you have a deceptively tall knock |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century. -- Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka |
|
|
Aske
Lederhosen
Karma: 120 Posts: 31405
Offline
|
|
Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2008, 05:20:31 PM » |
|
btw, from what i've seen on cops, you'd also need to be a meth head / crack*trollop* and have a prostitute/stripper gf on the side
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century. -- Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka |
|
|
Fuzzy
Full Metal Jacket From: Island of Misfit Toys
Karma: 61 Posts: 4836
Offline
|
|
Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2008, 05:23:17 PM » |
|
Remember, no shirt either. This will only be a problem if you run out of laundry in the next 3-4 days which is unlikely. But not knowing your wardrobe or hygiene habits I shouldn't make that call just yet.  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
From Oh the Places You'll Go, by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)
|
|
|
Jules
Members Only Jacket From: Australia
Karma: 52 Posts: 3653
Offline
|
|
Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2008, 05:31:45 PM » |
|
UB, you and Russell are in the same boat. I've got to go to Brisbane today (I don't want to go), Russell will be doing exactly the same things as yourself.  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
|
|
|
Aske
Lederhosen
Karma: 120 Posts: 31405
Offline
|
|
Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2008, 05:34:55 PM » |
|
UB, you and Russell are in the same boat. I've got to go to Brisbane today (I don't want to go), Russell will be doing exactly the same things as yourself. has his new order of fleshlight variety sleeves and lube arrived ? |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century. -- Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka |
|
|
Jules
Members Only Jacket From: Australia
Karma: 52 Posts: 3653
Offline
|
|
Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2008, 05:39:41 PM » |
|
He is joining me on the weekend, so he can control himself.   |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
|
|
|
Aske
Lederhosen
Karma: 120 Posts: 31405
Offline
|
|
Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2008, 05:41:31 PM » |
|
He is joining me on the weekend, so he can control himself. 4 days ? LMAO. btw, he and stroh should set up a swap program on all their toys  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century. -- Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka |
|
|
twoiron
Full Metal Jacket From: The Drawing Room
Karma: 41 Posts: 4571
Offline
|
|
Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2008, 06:04:11 PM » |
|
He is joining me on the weekend, so he can control himself. Particularly as the Aus Dollar is reasonably strong against the US Dollar 4 days ? LMAO. btw, he and stroh should set up a swap program on all their toys |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
|
|
|
spacey
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: Group W Bench
Karma: 98 Posts: 7733
Offline
|
|
Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2008, 06:19:09 PM » |
|
It's as god intended it. The abuse you put yourself through while they're gone makes you that much more appreciative when they get back. Make sure to put your pants back on by the time she pulls into the driveway.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: In the Jar
Karma: 116 Posts: 7357
OfflineGet me the tank!
|
|
Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2008, 06:23:22 PM » |
|
It's as god intended it. The abuse you put yourself through while they're gone makes you that much more appreciative when they get back. Make sure to put your pants back on by the time she pulls into the driveway.
I'm joining them in St. George on Thursday night or Friday morning. But that's good advice. My ass will be way sweaty after 4.5 hours on leather car seats. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
|
|
|
