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« on: May 11, 2008, 06:52:59 PM »

... am I.


And no one to blame but myself - I made the chili with non-optimal veggies because I was too lazy to goto the store and get fresh ones.  That was last night, and as of now I'm still feeling the cold hand of death around my neck.  I hope he goes gentle with me - I've been through enough.

Hourly, or less, trips to the restroom to expunge fluids that I cannot believe I have left in my body.  My body aches, my head hurts, and my stomach - thats the worst.  Trying to muster up the energy to go get some pepto right now.  I haven't eaten since last night and do not feel like I can still.

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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2008, 06:59:34 PM »

Sorry to hear that Rick. I hate the stomach bug.
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2008, 07:00:57 PM »

Dude.
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2008, 07:03:04 PM »

Sounds to me like you're not drinking enough beer.  May be whatever goofy ass *feces* you cooked, but still, I wouldn't take a chance on it.

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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2008, 07:04:25 PM »

Dude.


I know - I'm a dumb ass.  Anonymous  Sick

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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2008, 07:05:58 PM »

Damn, that sucks.  (near) death by chili.  Hope you feel better soon.
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2008, 07:06:12 PM »

Sounds to me like you're not drinking enough beer.  May be whatever goofy ass *feces* you cooked, but still, I wouldn't take a chance on it.



I do have some nice pale ale in the fridge, but I cannot bring myself to open one.  Not because I couldn't drink it, but because it would just come out the other end in no time and I cannot bring myself to waste it.

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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2008, 07:06:29 PM »

what veggies did you put in there that weren't fresh ?
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2008, 07:08:08 PM »

what veggies did you put in there that weren't fresh ?



Peppers - both green and red.  They were just a little soft, not rotten at all - but I've learned a lesson.

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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2008, 07:11:17 PM »

Sounds like you got that burning ring o' fire...
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2008, 07:11:32 PM »

Sounds to me like you're not drinking enough beer.  May be whatever goofy ass *feces* you cooked, but still, I wouldn't take a chance on it.



I do have some nice pale ale in the fridge, but I cannot bring myself to open one.  Not because I couldn't drink it, but because it would just come out the other end in no time and I cannot bring myself to waste it.

 Disgusted
Maybe you should have something a little more potent, say Bacardi 151.
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2008, 07:14:28 PM »

Sounds to me like you're not drinking enough beer.  May be whatever goofy ass *feces* you cooked, but still, I wouldn't take a chance on it.



I do have some nice pale ale in the fridge, but I cannot bring myself to open one.  Not because I couldn't drink it, but because it would just come out the other end in no time and I cannot bring myself to waste it.

 Disgusted

No.  Next time.  As prophylaxis.  Trust me.   Wink
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2008, 07:35:57 PM »

Sounds to me like you're not drinking enough beer.  May be whatever goofy ass *feces* you cooked, but still, I wouldn't take a chance on it.
I do have some nice pale ale in the fridge, but I cannot bring myself to open one.  Not because I couldn't drink it, but because it would just come out the other end in no time and I cannot bring myself to waste it. Disgusted
Get some American beer, drink it, then just hold the empty bottle "down there".  Saves you a walk to the bathroom, too!
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2008, 07:57:51 PM »

Could be worse.  United could win the league.

Oh wait.

Yeah, your life sucks.
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2008, 09:50:20 PM »

It's hard to believe veggies (or fruits to be botanically correct) would do this to you unless they were contaminated with E. coli or other bacteria. But I would think that the capsaicin would kick the *feces* out of those little bastages. Are you sure you it wasn't the meat that you added or anything else that you ate that day? 
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