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« on: May 11, 2008, 06:52:59 PM » |
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... am I.
And no one to blame but myself - I made the chili with non-optimal veggies because I was too lazy to goto the store and get fresh ones. That was last night, and as of now I'm still feeling the cold hand of death around my neck. I hope he goes gentle with me - I've been through enough.
Hourly, or less, trips to the restroom to expunge fluids that I cannot believe I have left in my body. My body aches, my head hurts, and my stomach - thats the worst. Trying to muster up the energy to go get some pepto right now. I haven't eaten since last night and do not feel like I can still.
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Re: sick, sick. sick...
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2008, 06:59:34 PM » |
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Sorry to hear that Rick. I hate the stomach bug.
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Re: sick, sick. sick...
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2008, 07:00:57 PM » |
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Dude.
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Re: sick, sick. sick...
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2008, 07:03:04 PM » |
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Sounds to me like you're not drinking enough beer. May be whatever goofy ass *feces* you cooked, but still, I wouldn't take a chance on it.
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Re: sick, sick. sick...
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2008, 07:04:25 PM » |
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Dude.
I know - I'm a dumb ass.   |
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Re: sick, sick. sick...
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2008, 07:05:58 PM » |
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Damn, that sucks. (near) death by chili. Hope you feel better soon.
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Re: sick, sick. sick...
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2008, 07:06:12 PM » |
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Sounds to me like you're not drinking enough beer. May be whatever goofy ass *feces* you cooked, but still, I wouldn't take a chance on it.
I do have some nice pale ale in the fridge, but I cannot bring myself to open one. Not because I couldn't drink it, but because it would just come out the other end in no time and I cannot bring myself to waste it.  |
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Re: sick, sick. sick...
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2008, 07:06:29 PM » |
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what veggies did you put in there that weren't fresh ?
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Re: sick, sick. sick...
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2008, 07:08:08 PM » |
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what veggies did you put in there that weren't fresh ?
Peppers - both green and red. They were just a little soft, not rotten at all - but I've learned a lesson. |
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Re: sick, sick. sick...
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2008, 07:11:17 PM » |
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Sounds like you got that burning ring o' fire...
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Re: sick, sick. sick...
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2008, 07:11:32 PM » |
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Sounds to me like you're not drinking enough beer. May be whatever goofy ass *feces* you cooked, but still, I wouldn't take a chance on it.
I do have some nice pale ale in the fridge, but I cannot bring myself to open one. Not because I couldn't drink it, but because it would just come out the other end in no time and I cannot bring myself to waste it. Maybe you should have something a little more potent, say Bacardi 151. |
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Re: sick, sick. sick...
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2008, 07:14:28 PM » |
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Sounds to me like you're not drinking enough beer. May be whatever goofy ass *feces* you cooked, but still, I wouldn't take a chance on it.
I do have some nice pale ale in the fridge, but I cannot bring myself to open one. Not because I couldn't drink it, but because it would just come out the other end in no time and I cannot bring myself to waste it. No. Next time. As prophylaxis. Trust me.  |
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Re: sick, sick. sick...
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2008, 07:35:57 PM » |
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Sounds to me like you're not drinking enough beer. May be whatever goofy ass *feces* you cooked, but still, I wouldn't take a chance on it. I do have some nice pale ale in the fridge, but I cannot bring myself to open one. Not because I couldn't drink it, but because it would just come out the other end in no time and I cannot bring myself to waste it. Get some American beer, drink it, then just hold the empty bottle "down there". Saves you a walk to the bathroom, too! |
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Re: sick, sick. sick...
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2008, 07:57:51 PM » |
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Could be worse. United could win the league.
Oh wait.
Yeah, your life sucks.
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Re: sick, sick. sick...
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2008, 09:50:20 PM » |
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It's hard to believe veggies (or fruits to be botanically correct) would do this to you unless they were contaminated with E. coli or other bacteria. But I would think that the capsaicin would kick the *feces* out of those little bastages. Are you sure you it wasn't the meat that you added or anything else that you ate that day?
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