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Mother *goshdarn* Hate! [Read: So *goshdarn* Pissed!]
« on: July 05, 2008, 07:45:16 AM »

*goshdarn* bull*feces*!  Bear with me, this is going to be all over the place.

I work every third Saturday.  I don't have to, I do it because they pay me double time.  A lot of money.

Saturday July 5th.  My Saturday.  Holiday weekend.  I have to work. One *goshdarn* patient on the schedule.  WTF??!!  Turns out she requested today.  A holiday weekend.  I would have had no patients on, and had the day off, but no she wants to come in in the middle of a long *goshdarn* weekend at eight a got tamm clock in the morning to get her *goshdarn* knee done.  Well good for you, interrupted the rest of our lives to accommodate your fat ass, but you got it done.  We're happy for you.

Yes, I'm playing both sides of the coin which will become even more apparent later.



Now, as of last week, we received a new directive.  The long and short of it is, no patients.........no work.  We used to sit here and get paid regardless.  Not my fault there's no patients.  *fudge* you.  Pay me.  Now when the the day's work is done, we have to leave. 

Soooooo.........  I have to go to bed early, get up, drive in, all to scan this one bitch and then I have to leave, and not get paid for the rest of the day!  Barely even worth the price of gas for my trip in.   Angry

Yes, I want my Saturdays to earn a buttload of cash, and yes I wanted today off because it falls right in the jack ass middle of a sweet holiday *goshdarn* weekend.

I'm just blinded by rage right now.

Oh, and here's the capper.  The piss do resistance if you will.

I forget to punch in. Sad  No real big deal, I'll still get paid, but the snag is we have this attendance policy.......a "no punch" is the same as a "late punch".  We only get 8 per year.  And then face disciplinary action.

So not only all that other bull*feces*, but on top of it I get a black mark.

I hope somebody walks in front of me, or looks at me funny today.  They'll get jacked the *fudge* up.   Count on it.

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Re: Mother *goshdarn* Hate! [Read: So *goshdarn* Pissed!]
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2008, 07:54:21 AM »

Word. ^
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Re: Mother *goshdarn* Hate! [Read: So *goshdarn* Pissed!]
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2008, 08:05:05 AM »

why do you hate korprit mri of merka?
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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2008, 08:34:42 AM »

Quote from: Clive
and stroh is still a *humid grotto*
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Re: Mother *goshdarn* Hate! [Read: So *goshdarn* Pissed!]
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2008, 09:13:48 AM »

Grass is always greener bitch.  Wanna be salaried and work a freebie 9 hour overnight shift doing a prod roll?

Quite acting like a nurse and HTFU.
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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2008, 09:18:38 AM »

Well, it does suck that you committed to hosing your own holiday weekend before that on-the-clock-only-when-actually-working policy was implemented.

But double-time isn't so bad, I'm guessing, even if it's just two hours' worth?  Otherwise, I'm thinking your weekends hereafter are going to be work-free.
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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2008, 09:27:58 AM »

I actually had no choice in "accepting" this weekend.  (part of my mood)  But it's mine, so be it.  Looking forward to coming in a sucking at the company teet. (read: GolfHoing and YouTubing for 8 straight hours, 'cause nobody in their right mind would schedule on this day.)

The new policy was released on Wed. Seems almost on purpose.
So yeah, 2-4 hours is certainly better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, and I will probably seek to work less of them since they are now potentially worth less.........but just kinda sucks.


(hands in pockets.  apathetically kicks a can)
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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2008, 09:30:13 AM »

Grass is always greener bitch.  Wanna be salaried and work a freebie 9 hour overnight shift doing a prod roll?

Quite acting like a nurse and HTFU.

You had a kick ass own your own business stay at home gig going.  You pissed it away.

Now you have a mostly stay at home, but get to ride a train gig.  Plus you have an Apple laptop in your backpack. 

So go piss up a rope.

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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2008, 11:34:22 AM »



You're looking a little green.
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Re: Mother *goshdarn* Hate! [Read: So *goshdarn* Pissed!]
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2008, 11:38:20 AM »


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Re: Mother *goshdarn* Hate! [Read: So *goshdarn* Pissed!]
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2008, 05:45:06 PM »

You know, either one of them alone in a post: cool.  Two of them together in one post: not cool.
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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2008, 12:42:25 AM »

Circle jerk ftl.  Disgusted
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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2008, 12:14:07 PM »



piss up a rope ftw
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