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PaunchyBald
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2007, 02:46:55 PM »


 Now, that said, never overlook the boobie component - said component being a determining factor for many of man's actions (just ask the little guy in the avatar - he loves 'em).

All a girl has to do,is give the boobs a bit of a jiggle, and show a bit of nipple, and you boy's are putty in our hands!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Well, except for Clive & his midgets!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Holy Great Googly Moogly!  That is funny right there!

Jules, care to provide pics?  The world wants to know!  Hell, at least this perverted fat bald old white guy does. Hump  My email is available through profile. Grin
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2007, 02:49:45 PM »

Paunchy, I am not just talking about myself, I am talking about every woman in the whole wide world.
It was a general comment!!!!! Grin Grin Grin
I am sure your wife does it to you, without you even realizing!!!! Grin Grin
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« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2007, 02:50:28 PM »


 Now, that said, never overlook the boobie component - said component being a determining factor for many of man's actions (just ask the little guy in the avatar - he loves 'em).

All a girl has to do,is give the boobs a bit of a jiggle, and show a bit of nipple, and you boy's are putty in our hands!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Well, except for Clive & his midgets!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Holy Great Googly Moogly!  That is funny right there!

Jules, care to provide pics?  The world wants to know!  Hell, at least this perverted fat bald old white guy does. Hump  My email is available through profile. Grin

Pictures will obviously not do the "jiggle" part justice. That would require video.
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2007, 02:53:17 PM »


 Now, that said, never overlook the boobie component - said component being a determining factor for many of man's actions (just ask the little guy in the avatar - he loves 'em).

All a girl has to do,is give the boobs a bit of a jiggle, and show a bit of nipple, and you boy's are putty in our hands!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Well, except for Clive & his midgets!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

I can't speak for others, but jiggles and nipples don't leave me as putty in her hands.  Sometimes, I  return to putty more quickly than she'd like, though.
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« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2007, 02:58:15 PM »


 Now, that said, never overlook the boobie component - said component being a determining factor for many of man's actions (just ask the little guy in the avatar - he loves 'em).

All a girl has to do,is give the boobs a bit of a jiggle, and show a bit of nipple, and you boy's are putty in our hands!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Well, except for Clive & his midgets!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

I can't speak for others, but jiggles and nipples don't leave me as putty in her hands.  Sometimes, I  return to putty more quickly than she'd like, though.

Yeah, you would have to mention that wouldn't you! Angry Lips Sealed Devil Disgusted
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« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2007, 02:58:33 PM »


 Now, that said, never overlook the boobie component - said component being a determining factor for many of man's actions (just ask the little guy in the avatar - he loves 'em).

All a girl has to do,is give the boobs a bit of a jiggle, and show a bit of nipple, and you boy's are putty in our hands!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Well, except for Clive & his midgets!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Holy Great Googly Moogly!  That is funny right there!

Jules, care to provide pics?  The world wants to know!  Hell, at least this perverted fat bald old white guy does. Hump  My email is available through profile. Grin

Pictures will obviously not do the "jiggle" part justice. That would require video.


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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2007, 03:25:16 PM »


 Now, that said, never overlook the boobie component - said component being a determining factor for many of man's actions (just ask the little guy in the avatar - he loves 'em).

All a girl has to do,is give the boobs a bit of a jiggle, and show a bit of nipple, and you boy's are putty in our hands!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Well, except for Clive & his midgets!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Holy Great Googly Moogly!  That is funny right there!

Jules, care to provide pics?  The world wants to know!  Hell, at least this perverted fat bald old white guy does. Hump  My email is available through profile. Grin

Pictures will obviously not do the "jiggle" part justice. That would require video.


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You're right. I forgot about that. Is this you, Jules?

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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2007, 03:46:49 PM »

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« Reply #38 on: July 19, 2007, 03:59:41 PM »

Gleek, I am Australian, not Welsh!!!!!! Grin
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« Reply #39 on: July 19, 2007, 04:08:44 PM »

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« Reply #40 on: July 19, 2007, 04:33:44 PM »

I like the turn this thread has taken....carry on.
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« Reply #42 on: July 19, 2007, 07:57:31 PM »

More problems than just the golf game?  Boxing Devil

Nah, just the same ol menapause crap.  The menapause cycle has run me over more times than I can count.

Ahh, I still have that to "look forward" to.    Drink
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« Reply #43 on: July 20, 2007, 07:38:45 AM »

When I go through menopause I plan on taking a five year golf vacation.  I feel I simply must spare my loved ones the irritation.  That's just how I roll. 
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« Reply #44 on: July 20, 2007, 02:20:58 PM »

Hey Lenny, is your little fella, like this one!!!! Grin


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