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PaunchyBald
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When you got married......
« on: July 19, 2007, 08:05:06 AM »

til now.  Do you ever think that when you said 'til death do us part', you were setting a goal? Disgusted Devil

edited for syntax and spelling.  Jeez, I'm dumber 'n a box of rocks.
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2007, 08:37:50 AM »

More problems than just the golf game?  Boxing Devil

I've been married 26 years and I still know it's the smartest thing I ever did.
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2007, 08:41:39 AM »

well, knock on wood,  but about 154 weeks into it, everything is great and I don't see it changing otherwise
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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2007, 09:16:06 AM »

More problems than just the golf game?  Boxing Devil

Nah, just the same ol menapause crap.  The menapause cycle has run me over more times than I can count.
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2007, 09:31:14 AM »

If I weren't married, I'd be drunk, rich, and able to play golf whenever I wanted.


I'm probably better off married.
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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2007, 09:39:48 AM »

If I weren't married, I'd be drunk, rich, and able to play golf whenever I wanted.

Hey - I resemble that remark!  Cheesy Shocked


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I'm probably better off married.

But you may still be correct   Embarrassed

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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2007, 10:08:33 AM »

If I weren't married, I'd be drunk, rich, and able to play golf whenever I wanted.

Hey - I resemble that remark!  Cheesy Shocked


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I'm probably better off married.

But you may still be correct   Embarrassed


So....that's why you wouldn't let me cover half that bill the DS'ers stiffed you with at Sugar Daddy's Cheers.


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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2007, 10:14:51 AM »

She's the only reason I haven't killed our kids......of course, if I weren't married I wouldn't have kids.... Huh?
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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2007, 10:15:59 AM »

I LOVE MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2007, 11:00:39 AM »

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The menapause cycle has run me over more times than I can count.

and then you have to get down on your hands and knees so she can park that cycle at the end of the day Sad
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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2007, 11:09:33 AM »

So....that's why you wouldn't let me cover half that bill the DS'ers stiffed you with at Sugar Daddy's Cheers.


Mostly, yes.  If I had kids, I'd have been holding a cup and begging for change at that moment  Wink

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« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2007, 11:44:34 AM »

Best move I ever made. 


And who'd have thought that after so many years of marriage, I'd have a "trophy" wife.
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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2007, 12:11:31 PM »

So....that's why you wouldn't let me cover half that bill the DS'ers stiffed you with at Sugar Daddy's Cheers.

Stiffed by DS'ers?  Explains Rick's angst and Clive's penchant for feisty midgets. 

Me?  I'm pastoral.  It's saved me more than once.
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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2007, 12:16:43 PM »

So....that's why you wouldn't let me cover half that bill the DS'ers stiffed you with at Sugar Daddy's Cheers.

Stiffed by DS'ers?  Explains Rick's angst and Clive's penchant for feisty midgets. 

Not completely stiffed - there were a few, like PB, that offered to contribute - but it was just easier to hand the waitress my card and be done with it (I was in a hurry  Wink )

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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2007, 12:19:08 PM »

So....that's why you wouldn't let me cover half that bill the DS'ers stiffed you with at Sugar Daddy's Cheers.

Stiffed by DS'ers?  Explains Rick's angst and Clive's penchant for feisty midgets. 

Me?  I'm pastoral.  It's saved me more than once.

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I'm sure those critters grazing the pastures have saved a number of marriages where you come from.
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