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Longhorns fan almost becomes steer
« on: September 11, 2007, 09:00:57 PM »

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Re: Longhorns fan almost becomes steer
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2007, 09:08:35 PM »

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Re: Longhorns fan almost becomes steer
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2007, 09:11:44 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2007, 09:14:39 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2007, 09:19:07 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2007, 10:15:59 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2007, 06:13:34 AM »

Yikes, the dreaded  Air quotes Big Twelve Handshake Air quotes  Devil

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Re: Longhorns fan almost becomes steer
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2007, 07:04:38 AM »

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"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
From Oh the Places You'll Go, by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)
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Re: Longhorns fan almost becomes steer
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2007, 07:28:45 AM »

Wow, good thing this wasn't a Philly fan or 25 years from now we'd still be hearing about it as an example of what animals they are.
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Re: Longhorns fan almost becomes steer
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2007, 10:09:14 AM »

I'm sure he deserved it. Wink

Don't *fudge* with the sooners man, you have been warned.
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Re: Longhorns fan almost becomes steer
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2007, 12:22:02 PM »

Wow, good thing this wasn't a Philly fan or 25 years from now we'd still be hearing about it as an example of what animals they are.

Well, those Okies sure as hell don't grow up to be Cowboys fans, do they?  Devil
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Re: Longhorns fan almost becomes steer
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2008, 11:50:39 AM »

Here's a followup to this story with a picture of the dude.

OU fan ordered to trial in assault case
http://newsok.com/article/3221404
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"The second we walked in the door, a gentleman started mouthing off about my Texas Longhorns shirt," he said.

Thomas, 35, said Beckett kept making gestures at him so he decided to leave the bar about 20 to 30 minutes after he arrived.

He paid his tab and turned to leave when Beckett grabbed his crotch.

Thomas said the other man did not let go until other bar patrons broke up the scuffle.

During the struggle, he said he heard and felt his scrotum tear.

The injury required more than 60 stitches and left behind a "very ugly scar," Thomas said.
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« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2008, 11:52:44 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2008, 11:57:22 AM »

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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2008, 12:16:22 PM »

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During the struggle, he said he heard and felt his scrotum tear.  The injury required more than 60 stitches and left behind a "very ugly scar," Thomas said.
So much for that assless chaps spokesmodel career.
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