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Started My New Career Today...
« on: October 16, 2007, 07:38:34 PM »

 Undecided

I'm taking a page from campy or spanky (or alfalfa) or whoever said they were going into the trucking industry. I'm learning to be a tow truck driver.  Tongue later on will try to get my CDL.

Flatbed hauling at first and then slowly morph into a tow, really good pay, can't be afraid of grease or dirt or weird hours though.

So the guy training me today, 26 years old born with all sorts of maladies (I only caught half I'm sure), convicted of child indecencies with a 10 year old when he was 14, still on probation, will be a registered **** offender his whole life, his ex screwed his brother, now divorced, can't see his 2 year old son until he's off probation in February. He tells me he's an assistant pastor at his church he's a chain smoking cussing spit tobacco chewing mama jamma, we listened to ONE Christian CD the whole day, something by MercyMe which by the fourth time through I wanted to kill lots of people, isn't this how they tortured Marcos or Koresh?

So he lights up his second cigarette somewhere down the road (I don't mind) he cracked a window, and through all of this drama and second hand smoke, and hearing this kids life story and really, really, really bad jokes about (insert anything you want here) the only thing that really bothered me was...

...Gawd I really hate Christian music (but only after the third time through), no offense Eagle or Torp if you even read this but seriously C"MON! *please don't flame me or tell me how nice it is, or my favorite band is blah, blah, blah I've said lots worse.*

It was a good day though, felt good to be a productive member of the economy again, get off the Gov't teet for a spell.
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Re: Started My New Career Today...
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2007, 07:41:02 PM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Re: Started My New Career Today...
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2007, 07:57:44 PM »

 Thumbs Up Cheers

Nice.
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E chu ta!

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Re: Started My New Career Today...
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2007, 08:57:09 PM »



 Grin
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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2007, 09:30:22 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2007, 09:34:35 PM »


Grin
I'd smite you if I wasn't so tired.  Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2007, 09:36:16 PM »

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See Gleek...THIS is how you earn karma.

I knew I could count on you brother Stroh, I saw a building today with Stroh on it, karma was pre ordained for you.
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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2007, 09:54:44 PM »

This song gets me through.  I know you'll make it too brother.

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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2007, 09:57:05 PM »

This song gets me through.  I know you'll make it too brother.



This guy, and I see eye to eye on this particular subject.

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« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2007, 10:09:45 PM »

Corey Hart?
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« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2007, 10:18:10 PM »

Corey Hart?

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« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2007, 10:23:19 PM »



 Rolling  LMAO!  Got it. 

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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2007, 12:22:34 AM »

Good On You Seamus!!!!! Grin Grin Grin

Bye the way, I loved your story about the guy who trained you!!! Grin Grin Grin
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Re: Started My New Career Today...
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2007, 01:55:06 AM »

Undecided

I'm taking a page from campy or spanky (or alfalfa) or whoever said they were going into the trucking industry. I'm learning to be a tow truck driver.  Tongue later on will try to get my CDL.


Get the books to study for the CDL now.  Study up.  It isn't as easy as people would think.  Get your permits (yes multiple) now, take the written tests as soon as you think you can pass.  Once you get your driving permit, spend a lot of time practicing the manuvers the State Examiners will put you through.  Learn the pre-trip inspection so that you could do it in your sleep.  Here in Ohio, we have six months to get our license after we have passed the written exams.

I'm in my second week of classes on this.  I wll have every endorsement (tanker, doubles and triples, haz-mat, flat bed, reefer (refridgerated Stroh!) on my license except for passenger.  Driving a large vehicle and manuvering it is much different than driving an auto.

Good luck.  Off to 11 1/2 hours of classes now and it is 5am. Sleepy
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Re: Started My New Career Today...
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2007, 07:15:50 AM »

I like teets.

Roll on Seamie.  Roll on.
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